It’s week #10 of Waifu, Friend With Benefits or One-Night Stand!
For those new to the article, this is not a post that talks about the “fuckability” of three randomly selected female characters from various anime and video games. I’m already attracted to them, it’s to be implied that I would share a bed with them already. What this article is meant to do, is go through their personalities, interests, anything pertinent to answering the question if they’re a one-time only, a friend that I might accept the occasional booty call from, or someone I would absolutely spend the rest of my life with.
So without further to do, let’s meet this week’s contestants!
First up is the ever-so popular “Loli Big-Boobs” from DanMachi aka “Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dunegon?” in Hestia, the 4’7″ twin-tailed goddess that got universal admiration for well…let’s be honest…her bust.
Personaliy-wise though, Hestia is a mixed bag if I ever did see one. There’s things about her I like and things about her I despise. The obvious positives are her extremely energetic attitude and her very kind heart. At her best, she is an absolute delight to be around, she’s very funny, loving and willing to do anything for those she cares about, as we see the lengths she goes to in order to give Bell an actually good weapon to use in the various dungeons.
The downside is when she’s attached to you, she’s ATTACHED to you. I don’t know if I’ve seen a more blatantly jealous girl in anime, if another girl is just in the vicinity of Bell, those death stares pop up. It’s during these moments that I look at Hestia at her worst, she’s insufferable at times when she’s on her many jealous streaks.
I honestly don’t have much else to say about her, so here’s my call:
♠ ONE-NIGHT STAND ♠
She’s not Waifu material for me, so that’s written off immediately. However, as much as I’d love to put her in the Friends With Benefits column, given her jealous streak and stuff, somehow I don’t think that’s even possible. It’s either all-in or not, but since there’s no “leave her be” option, we have to go ahead and pick the lowest amount we can. I certainly wouldn’t complain with a single night with Hestia though, perhaps it would give her a bit of a fix so she can relax for a bit. She gets way too lovey-dovey for her own good at times.
There’s a lot of wacky characters in World Conquest Zvezda Plot! Renge…is like the only one who really isn’t. Granted, she’s a high school girl who joins a secret organization called White Light and becomes a member of this “justice squad” under the name White Robin. But in terms of her look and personality, she’s actually the closest thing to a normal human being in the confines of that particular show.
The Renge that we see outside of her alter ego is an absolute treat. Much like Hestia, she has a heart of gold, one of the very few people that shows any sign of care for Asuta. She’s just your stereotypical high school girl in anime, very cute and innocent, a kind heart, a little clumsy at times, y’know the usual traits that make these kinds of characters so “kawaii desu”.
White Robin doesn’t really end up as a negative for her either, Renge is still a positive person in that moniker, the only difference is the innocence is replaced with a determined and loyal soldier who will do whatever she has to do to achieve a greater good for the world. Realistically, the only negative she really has amounts to the idea that you just don’t touch her breasts or else she will try to kill you from then on out.
So with that all out of the way, here’s Renge’s spot:
♥ WAIFU ♥
I adore Renge, she’s a real cutie. And like I said, from what you see of her in the entirety of the anime, there’s not a whole lot negative about her. She’s a total sweetheart, yet has that courageous, loyal side of her as well. She’s also not going too far in one direction, she’s not the overly proper girl that I tend to dislike, nor does she fall outside of her cute, caring side into something a little less enjoyable. She’s just a wonderful girl, one that Asuta really needed to pay attention to, as he easily has a girlfriend for life waiting for him.
Season 2 of Food Wars is just starting out, so it’s very pertinent to have one of the characters from the show on this week’s post. Thanks, Randomizer! So character #1 from this zany cooking anime is Ikumi, the most blatantly sexualized girl on the show. I say girl, cause no one can compete with Satoshi on that show.
In the early-going with Ikumi, she’s a real intimidating woman and I’m not just talking about her looks. She’s an extremely competitive girl with a fiery personality to say the least, she’s not one to back down from any challenge to the point she’s usually the instigator and not the recipient. This is large in part to her upbringing, expected to be the successor to her family’s business and needed to be tough, so she discarded her “weaknesses” in her childhood to become the tough bitch she is in the kitchen.
However after Soma defeats her in a Shokugeki, at her own game no less, she shows a bit more of a softer side to the viewers, likely due to her sudden admiration and attracted to Soma. She does have a kind, soft side to her it’s just very rare to see. She’s very loyal and is more than willing to help her friends anytime they need her. Just don’t call her Nikumi unless you’ve gotten close to her, you might be seeing a meat cleaver in your face, otherwise.
And to cap off this week, here’s Ikumi’s spot:
♥ WAIFU ♥
Ikumi is such a weird mixture for me. She looks tomboyish, yet was clearly growing up to be a more girly girl until her father started putting her on the tough bitch path. She’s extremely intimidating, but once her guard’s down, she’s like a completely different person, one that I’ve really enjoyed in the time I’ve seen her like that. So to take one over the other, I’ll take the risk and go all-in on Ikumi and hope to get close enough to see that adorable side of her. Not to mention, come on! She’s a meat expert, do you have any idea how many amazing meals I’d get to eat with a girl like her in the kitchen?!
So that’s this week’s edition of Waifu, FWB, or One-Night Stand, hope you enjoyed it! Leave any comments you’ve got below, whether it’s your own choices between the three or maybe I’m missing something that could’ve turned the tide on my decision with any one of these girls.