It’s week #31 of Waifu, Friend With Benefits or One-Night Stand!
For those new to the article, this is not a post that talks about the “fuckability” of three randomly selected female characters from various anime and video games. I’m already attracted to them, it’s to be implied that I would share a bed with them already. What this article is meant to do, is go through their personalities, interests, anything pertinent to answering the question if they’re a one-time only, a friend that I might accept the occasional booty call from, or someone I would absolutely spend the rest of my life with.
So without further to do, let’s meet this week’s contestants!
Kicking off this week is one of the three girls that star in Yuyushiki. Because the show is more of a comedy slice of life, there’s not a whole lot to talk about with Yukari, so this’ll be quite short.
Yukari is known for basically four things in the show. One, she’s quite the airhead at times, often being lost in space and having to be brought back to reality, or she just says something really silly and non-sensical. Two, she’s constantly asleep or drifting off during the show. Three, she often mimics whatever the jokester in Yuzuka does. And finally, four she comes from a rich family and because of that ends up being who hosts a lot of their shenanigans, since she’s got the big house.
But yeah, that’s all I can really say about Yukari, so let’s just get this over with:
♠ ONE-NIGHT STAND ♠
When I try to think about a potential relationship with Yukari, my brain starts to hurt. She’s a great comic relief in Yuyushiki, but when you try to eliminate everyone else around her, Yukari on her own is not that interesting. She says some pretty stupid shit at times and she’s dead serious when she says it! I’m not trying to offend anyone, but stupid don’t fly with me very well, I expect some sort of intelligence from my partner. So yeah, it’s a big no to Yukari.
This new teacher and supervisor of the Art Club in Kono Bijutsubu ni wa Mondai ga Aru!, Yumeko is a pretty big cliche anime character. She’s a busty, long-haired teacher who is extremely clumsy, often falling over, spitting out random words and basically being a source of humour for the show.
What Yumeko adds though instead of just being a klutz all the way through, is that she truly does have a heart of gold (she has to have one to be able to put up with Colette) and does everything she can to help the Art Club. She doesn’t know a thing about art, she was more pushed into being the new supervisor to the club, but regardless of that, she wanted to do whatever she could to help them out.
Like Yukari, this is a short one cause she’s not that complex a character so here’s my call on Yukari:
♠ ONE-NIGHT STAND ♠
There isn’t really anything bad I can really talk about when it comes to Yumeko, it’s not like her clumsy personality makes her a bad person. I’ll just be completely honest, from watching the entire anime and from thinking about her personality a little deeper here, I still have zero attraction to Yumeko beyond her body. There’s just nothing about her as a person that catches my interest, I mean she’s a nice young woman, I give her props for putting up with a lot of shit with the Art Club, but as a person there’s nothing that grabs my attention at all. She’s not bad, just forgettable.
If you watched Shimoneta, there’s a large cast of weirdos that we could choose from and try to figure out how they’d actually work in a normal world. By the gods of randomness, while I hoped it’d be Anna, we’re starting with Hyouka.
Hyouka of course is known as the laboratory girl who throughout the show is spending every waking moment trying to unlock the secrets of “body-melding”, aka sex. How the hell do you adapt her into real life where sex isn’t outlawed like it essentially is in the anime?! I mean…she could be trying to find the cures to all the STDs out there, I guess…
What she’s also known for though is her completely anti-social and downright extreme methods of talking to people. I shit you not, there’s a point in the anime where she starts a conversation with the main character AS HER HEAD IS BURIED IN HIS CROTCH!!! So she certainly doesn’t have much in terms of personal boundaries, okay we got something here! I guess due to her obsession with “body-melding” in the show, it’s very possible she could be extremely obsessive with sex and maybe even a sex addict when living in a world where she’s actually free to experiment however she wants.
Well that was difficult to think about, here’s my call on Hyouka:
♠ ONE-NIGHT STAND ♠
It’s another one-night stand clean sweep here! Hyouka is literally on this tier solely because of just how fucking weird she is. I don’t think it’s safe to assume that if she’s living in a world where the concept of dirty jokes DO exist, she wouldn’t be like this at all, in fact I think she’s potentially dangerous to be around. Maybe being able to experience everything her heart desires would calm her down, but when we’re talking about someone who has zero issue putting her head between your legs in public and just strike up a conversation with you…I’m a little hesitant to try her out.
So that’s this week’s edition of Waifu, FWB, or One-Night Stand, hope you enjoyed it! Leave any comments you’ve got below, whether it’s your own choices between the three or maybe I’m missing something that could’ve turned the tide on my decision with any one of these girls.