It’s week #25 of Waifu, Friend With Benefits or One-Night Stand!
For those new to the article, this is not a post that talks about the “fuckability” of three randomly selected female characters from various anime and video games. I’m already attracted to them, it’s to be implied that I would share a bed with them already. What this article is meant to do, is go through their personalities, interests, anything pertinent to answering the question if they’re a one-time only, a friend that I might accept the occasional booty call from, or someone I would absolutely spend the rest of my life with.
So without further to do, let’s meet this week’s contestants!
Kicking off this week is the…rather straightforward half-Russian, half-American vice-president of the Saint Liliana High School Student Council, Anastasia Nasuhara from Oniichan dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! (or OniAi).
Anastasia is the daughter of an extremely wealthy father who is the owner of a major worldwide corporation. Because of her upbringing, Anastasia may just be one of the most useless girls when it comes to living on her own. We’re not talking laziness or a desire to do nothing and have someone else do all her chores like she was used to at her family home, we’re talking pure incompetence at doing chores, she’s tried to do so before, realized how terrible she is at them and then proceeded to try and escape from doing them since then, almost like she’s embarrassed about how bad she is.
When it comes to her personality, Anastasia is a weird one to say the least. Her personality at base value seems very cold, she has that cliche monotone voice with an expressionless face. But out of nowhere, she’ll throw random questions at you without warning and usually they’re of a very perverse nature, for example asking the main character out of the blue if he’s a virgin. Though when it comes to sex and relationships, for a girl who on the surface seems so cold, she knows what she wants and is very straightforward about it. She’s also quite the fan of cute things, her room loaded with stuffed animals and such. Lastly, she has a high level of self-confidence, especially when comparing herself to others. Whether it’s her grades, height or even bust size, Anastasia if she knows she’s one-upping someone, becomes extremely confident and doesn’t hesitate to let you know about it.
So here’s my call on Anastasia:
♠ ONE-NIGHT STAND ♠
She’s hot as hell, but her personality is way too out of my comfort zone for me to believe that I’d be able to hang around her for very long. Her cold personality is really hard to get along with and I can’t imagine being around her and having her suddenly ask me about my fetishes, or what kind of underwear I’m wearing right then and there. But the biggest thing that really turns me off on her is actually her inability to do any household chores. I’m not speaking from a manner of “women should be cooking and cleaning”, I’m speaking from the perspective of “I’m not doing everything for you” and such. I’m happy to cook and clean, but I also expect my significant other to do her share as well.
Second up is the badass swordswoman from Alderamin on the Sky, Yatorishino (or Yatori) Igsem.
Yatori is well-known as being one of the most skilled swordswomen around and rivaling all men as well, no one can touch her when she’s wielding her trademark dual blades. She comes from a long line of soldiers loyal to the royal family, protecting them with their lives. So with her upbringing, Yatori is very loyal and proud, your classic super-serious soldier type. She’s the type of girl who does exactly what she’s supposed to do without slacking and without showing weakness. She’ll also try to keep those who try to slack off (aka Ikta, the main character of the anime) in check, wanting to ensure everyone is working at maximum capacity.
It’s hard to tell if her personality ever really delves beyond this, the few times we see Yatori away from battle, it’s not like she changes too much to be noticeable, she doesn’t get cuter, she doesn’t let loose, she doesn’t open up and show any insecurities she may have. She’s a tough nut to crack.
So with that being said, here’s my call on Yatori:
♠ ONE-NIGHT STAND ♠
Because I just can’t see anything beyond her super-serious soldier personality, it’s impossible for me to look at her anything beyond a one-time encounter. I don’t feel like there’s any gelling between us, I don’t see her changing much, if at all if she was to leave a military life and settle down, there’s just nothing there to get me to even remotely consider any sort of relationship with Yatori.
Finishing off this week is the luckiest girl in all of Keijo!!!!!!!!, as her ability to copy/remember other girls’ abilities just by touching their butts allows her to TOUCH EVERY GIRL’S BUTT, WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT FAIR! Ahem…so here we have Kazane Aoba.
Kazane in a show where she has to touch butts and boobs with people, is extremely shy around people. In the very beginning she was very silent, granted she’s quiet for most of the anime as she seems to like to stay more in the background rather than be at the forefront. Eventually after getting comfortable with Non, Sayaka and especially Nozomi, Kazane at the very least has found quite a lot of confidence in herself and as the first season ended, she’s more than confident in her abilities and while she remains quiet and in the background still, she’s at the very least happy around others and will talk when she has to.
I don’t really have much else to say on Kazane, so here’s my call on her:
♦ FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS ♦
Kazane is a girl that in the very beginning of the show, there was just no interest there. It’s hard to attach to someone when you never get to see anything about them. But over time, I began to adjust to her and once she started to open up, it was obvious that there was just no way I could put her on the lowest tier. When she’s around, she’s extremely adorable and comes off like someone who I would just love to spend time with, perhaps even a lovely cuddle here and there, she seems like the ultimate cuddle-buddy.
Secretly there is an extra benefit to Kazane. I mean come on, she apparently gives the best butt massages in the world according to the anime. How many gorgeous ladies is she going to be bringing in during this time?! It’s a perfect plan!
So that’s this week’s edition of Waifu, FWB, or One-Night Stand, hope you enjoyed it! Leave any comments you’ve got below, whether it’s your own choices between the three or maybe I’m missing something that could’ve turned the tide on my decision with any one of these girls.