It’s week #25 of Waifu, Friend With Benefits or One-Night Stand!
For those new to the article, this is not a post that talks about the “fuckability” of three randomly selected female characters from various anime and video games. I’m already attracted to them, it’s to be implied that I would share a bed with them already. What this article is meant to do, is go through their personalities, interests, anything pertinent to answering the question if they’re a one-time only, a friend that I might accept the occasional booty call from, or someone I would absolutely spend the rest of my life with.
So without further to do, let’s meet this week’s contestants!
Kicking off this week is the super adorable ball of energy, from Hoshizora, it’s Ui Nakatsugawa!
This’ll be a shorter one, as I’m working off of memory for Ui here. The easiest thing to talk about with her is her infectious bubbly personality, in that show there is no one remotely close to being as happy and upbeat as she is. She’s very energetic, carefree, over-exaggerate with her facial expressions, all the things you’d expect from an over-the-top bubbly anime girl. She also has a massive love for food, with a bottomless pit of a stomach. The lone thing about her that can throw someone off, is she does have a bit of a childish side to her personality, as a lot of these girls tend to have.
Like I said, it was going to be short, but here’s my call on Ui:
♠ ONE-NIGHT STAND ♠
Some might be surprised I went to this point with Ui, after all I’ve done much better with other bubbly anime girls before her. But when I watched the show, I was constantly turned off by Ui, especially with her childish and sometimes selfish nature. Sure, she’s a giant ball of energy and her smile can be infectious, but there was so much of the anime where I was rooting for everyone but her to get the male protagonist in the end. She’s a fun girl, but I don’t think I could take being around her all the time.
Second up is the very dangerous Commander Gear, yet has a pacifistic side. From the Guilty Gear series, it’s Dizzy!
Dizzy was born the daughter of Justice, the main villain of the entire series, a violent and arrogant Commander Gear. She is however only half-gear and half-human and was raised in a small village while she aged quickly due to the cells in her body. Instead of becoming another violent Gear however, Dizzy is a pure-hearted, very innocent young woman who wouldn’t hurt a fly if she could avoid it. She’d rather be kind to everyone and would rather be left alone in solitude than used for her power to hurt and kill. And that’s exactly what she does when her power starts to truly awaken, as her two wings Necro (left) and Undine (right), she isolates herself in order to protect everyone around her, as she’s afraid of her power, calling it a curse.
However, she longed for human contact and eventually was found by the Jellyfish Pirates, who for those unknown to the series are the happiest pirates you’ll ever see. In their care, she truly found herself loved and having a sense that she had a family now. For the first time in a long time, she was truly happy and now had a reason to fight, for her family and friends. Now a mother, she has blood-related family to fight for as well.
On the side, she’s got a massive love for knowledge, constantly reading books and growing her vast repertoire of knowledge. She’s a bit of a realist when you really get down to her full train of thoughts, believing in the cycles of nature, both in how humans being at the top will destroy much of nature and how at the same time, humans eventually will die out as well.
So, here’s my call on Dizzy:
♥ WAIFU ♥
I mean, I don’t know how I’m going to work around the two giant ass wings, but for what I’ve seen of Dizzy when she’s not being forced to fight or when her powers are out of control, I can’t help but fall in love with her. She’s such a beautiful woman, both in body and mind. Now granted, if you count the entire storyline thus far, she’s had a child with Ky Kiske, my favourite male character in the series, so I’m kind of in an odd place, but if I met her before she and Ky got together, you bet your ass I’d be trying my luck with this Gear. She’s worth the risk.
Capping off this week is the American agent that apparently doesn’t like wearing a bra, from Taboo Tattoo, it’s Lisa Lovelock!
This will be extremely short because I have literally nothing to go on with her besides my memory AND she’s a minor character, so bear with me here as I attempt to go through her personality. But from what I remember of Lisa, aside from her training and work, she’s a very casual, easygoing girl. She certainly has a confidence in herself and a lack of embarrassment as she’s constantly working in a very loose tanktop that does a horrendous job at covering up her large breasts. She has a bit of a humor streak, as she often pops jokes, even when she’s captured, much like many characters in action shows/films. Lastly, it’s clear that she does have a more “sexual” side to her, as she’s very open about her body and flaunts it to anyone she feels like messing around with, male or female.
So yeah, here’s my call on Lisa:
♦ FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS ♦
When I watched Taboo Tattoo (especially when I was actually enjoying it before the last few episodes), Lisa was one of my favourite characters. She had a real fun-loving personality, seemed like a cool girl to be around when a lot of girls are very one-note and boring. The only thing really holding her back from the top tier with me, is honestly her overly sexual personality. Don’t get me wrong, from someone watching in the background I love it, but if I was in a relationship with her, I’d definitely be thrown off with her being this way to other people aside from me.
So that’s this week’s edition of Waifu, FWB, or One-Night Stand, hope you enjoyed it! Leave any comments you’ve got below, whether it’s your own choices between the three or maybe I’m missing something that could’ve turned the tide on my decision with any one of these girls.