It’s week #52 of Waifu, Friend With Benefits or One-Night Stand!
For those new to the article, this is not a post that talks about the “fuckability” of three randomly selected female characters from various anime and video games. I’m already attracted to them, it’s to be implied that I would share a bed with them already. What this article is meant to do, is go through their personalities, interests, anything pertinent to answering the question if they’re a one-time only, a friend that I might accept the occasional booty call from, or someone I would absolutely spend the rest of my life with.
So without further to do, let’s meet this week’s contestants!
Kicking off this week is the “young” vampire follower of the legendary Ainz Ooal Gown. From Overlord, it’s Shalltear Bloodfallen!
Right off the bat, Shalltear is flirtatious as fuck! Right from the word ‘go’, she’s head over heels over Ainz and flirts him to death, which she could have done if he wasn’t a lich. She’s extremely open with her sexuality and drives everyone else mad because of it. Though despite her sheer shamelessness, she does take her body seriously in that because of her “age” she’s not exactly grown into a full woman just yet. She has tiny boobs, that’s her problem and she hates this fact.
Sex cravings aside, Shalltear as a Floor Guardian takes her role very seriously, a proud and downright frightening girl when she’s focused. She’s a zero tolerance for failure kind of girl, impatient and easy to drive mad when a situation doesn’t go the way she planned it. And if you fuck up under her watch, she won’t hesitate to kill you, so uh…good luck with that! When she fails herself, she gets extremely depressed about it, after her fits of rage, of course.
Lastly, she’s a very loyal girl to the person she attaches herself to, more than happy to do whatever it takes to make that person happy and becomes extremely happy herself when she succeeds. Naturally, the opposite occurs when she fails, she becomes very sad and worries that she’ll be hated by the person she’s in love with, though it appears she has a bit of a masochistic nature, so it kind of works out for her anyway.
Alrighty, here’s my call on Shalltear:
♠ ONE-NIGHT STAND ♠
I mean the whole vampire thing is already a struggle, I kind of like my blood in my own body. But in terms of her personality, Shalltear comes off as extremely overbearing, no matter which side of her it is. Her mood being solely dependent on my current feelings towards her makes any relationship with her an extremely rocky boat and that alone raises a ton of red flags. Besides, how the hell does one get close to her in the first place? I’m dead long before I’m even close enough to her to even think about asking her on a date.
Second up is the mega-star of Keijo and a trainer of the Setouchi girls in the anime, from Keijo!!!!!!!, it’s Kyoko Shirayuki.
Her profile here is going to be short as she was a minor character in the show, but goddamn is she pretty! As a top player in the sport, Kyoko appears as a surprise teacher during a training camp and becomes a bit of a mentor to Nozomi (though apparently in the manga she ends up becoming Hanabi’s mentor) and helping her improve her skills to become arguably the best in her class by the end of the anime.
Kyoko’s personality is usually very quick and to the point, she’s very assertive with her teaching and is quicker than anyone at pointing out mistakes and flaws. After all is said and done though, she’s a very kind woman and tries to help as best she can, albeit in her own way. Just don’t call her an ‘old lady’…
Okay, here’s my call on Kyoko.
♦ FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS ♦
I really, REALLY want to put her in the waifu tier, but there just isn’t enough there with her to convince myself that she is just that. She’s a kind woman and seems like a nice person to be around, I just don’t see that last unique bit about her that gets her over the wall. She’s a nice girl with a really nice butt, that gets you pretty far in anime, but in real life, I need just a tiny bit more than that.
Last up is a magical girl who loves turning invisible (except it requires her to be naked), from Demon King Daimao, it’s Keena Soga!
Keena is your typical hyperactive, energetic girl that often bumps into things and eats to her heart’s content. Except unlike most hyper girls that constantly bump into things, she does it while naked a lot, due to her constant mischievous nature with sneaking around invisible, trying to eavesdrop on things and just mess with people. Overall, she’s pretty much your standard nonsensical hyper girl, though she does have moments where she plays the cute childhood friend kind of character.
That’s really all I’ve got on her, so here’s my call:
♦ FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS ♦
As much as I’d love to have some around me all the time who could potentially be naked quite a bit, Keena is maybe just a little too hyper for me to be around her all the time, not to mention her overly-mischievous self might be a little too hard on my trust. She’s a real sweetheart for sure, by I raise a couple too many red flags with her to take her all the way to the top tier.
So that’s this week’s edition of Waifu, FWB, or One-Night Stand, hope you enjoyed it! Leave any comments you’ve got below, whether it’s your own choices between the three or maybe I’m missing something that could’ve turned the tide on my decision with any one of these girls.