Waifu, FWB or One-Night Stand? #53

It’s week #53 of Waifu, Friend With Benefits or One-Night Stand!

For those new to the article, this is not a post that talks about the “fuckability” of three randomly selected female characters from various anime and video games. I’m already attracted to them, it’s to be implied that I would share a bed with them already. What this article is meant to do, is go through their personalities, interests, anything pertinent to answering the question if they’re a one-time only, a friend that I might accept the occasional booty call from, or someone I would absolutely spend the rest of my life with.

So without further to do, let’s meet this week’s contestants!

First up this week is the motorcycle badass who is not hesitant to flirt with those she’s attracted to, from Trails of Cold Steel, it’s Angelica Rogner!

Now right off the bat I have to put in an immediate decision, in that she’s not for relations with me. Why? Because she’s openly lesbian in the game, she only hits on the girls and makes it very clear that’s all she wants. So from here on out, everything is purely hypothetical on the basis that Angelica is either straight or at the very least, bisexual. But in reality, if she was real, I’ve got literally no chance with her.

Angelica throughout the games is exactly as I mentioned her earlier. She’s a perverted, over-the-top openly flirtatious girl with a love of motorcycles, except she prefers being in the front with a lovely lady clinging to her. And when I say she’s open about her sexuality, I mean it in every sense. She’s taking hugs whenever she can, I’m sure she’d be grabbing asses if she could. It’s nice to see a female character who’s completely open with her sexuality and one who actually doesn’t hesitate to go for whatever she wants, as we’re so used to female characters being the type who don’t want romance unless you tell them you like them.

Aside from her infinitely running counts of sexual assault and molestation, Angelica is that classic person you want there in the foxhole with you. She’s extremely loyal to her friends, even to the point she picks them over her family and over her place as the daughter of a major noble man. If she’s needed, she will be there, one way or another.

So here’s my call on Angie:


If Angelica was looking for more than just female attention, I think she’d be a fantastic person to hang around, a great person to talk to once in a while. But with her over-the-top flirtatious nature, she’s the kind of girl that there’s just no way you’re settling her down. And if I’ve got to compete with some top-of-the-line women, I’m screwed! At the same time, I think her nature would get extremely overbearing as well, so she is definitely the kind of girl that would be best in spurts. Upside if she was bisexual, the threesome odds are through the roof.

Next up is the second commander of Ikta Solork’s platoon, from Alderamin on the Sky, it’s Suuya Mittokalif.

Like many others, this’ll be a shorter description as she’s a minor character and doesn’t really get the screen time to properly flesh out her character. Suuya basically has the role of a commander underneath Ikta, who of course at one point slept with her mother, thus they’re “hilarious” relationship throughout the show. She’s pretty much your standard tomboy otherwise, just with added caveat of being a military girl, so she’s extra serious and extra angry when she’s pissed off. There does appear however to be a more girlish side to her, when she gets all flustered and blushy, but generally speaking she’s all business as a commanding officer in the military.

So here’s my call with Suuya:


I think there might be a lot more to like about Suuya, but she’s unfortunately a product of a show that not only has her as a minor character, but also a show that is a generally serious military-based anime, which really puts limitations on personalities coming through for anyone who isn’t a part of the main cast. There’s tons of possibilities for how Suuya acts out of uniform, but we only ever see her in uniform and that Suuya is relatively boring to me. So unfortunately this is all I’ve got for her.

Finishing off this week is the super serious girl who naturally has a goddess of love by her side, from Luck & Logic, it’s Tamaki Yurine!

Throughout the series, especially in the early going, Tamaki is the classic super serious girl in the squad who is dead focus on completing objectives by the book and as efficiently as possible. She’s a hard-working girl and doesn’t tend to like those who don’t follow the path that she treads on. Deep down, her reasons for disliking the main character falls simply under her own self-consciousness, she just doesn’t like being upstaged. She wants to protect everyone much like the main character does, she just wants to be THE ONE to protect people. She’s also not the type to want to kill anyone, no matter how evil they are, she wants to protect all life.

Other than that, she’s kind of your standard tsundere kind of girl, minus the romance (possibly), but she is certainly easy to get angry and flustered when pushed a little too far. And yes, she’s adorable as hell when she’s mad.

So anyways, here’s my call on Tamaki:


I think with her almost “holier than thou” kind of attitude, she’s a tough sell for the highest tier, but in all honestly I think there’s a really good person there with Tamaki once you can get past her rough edges. There truly is a very nice girl there, she’s just a tad bit lost in her own sense of self-worth, once she’s calmed down a bit, she’s a really enjoyable soul, one you could have good conversations with and have a nice time with. Just don’t intentionally try and upstage her.

So that’s this week’s edition of Waifu, FWB, or One-Night Stand, hope you enjoyed it! Leave any comments you’ve got below, whether it’s your own choices between the three or maybe I’m missing something that could’ve turned the tide on my decision with any one of these girls.

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