Waifu, FWB or One-Night Stand? #58

It’s week #58 of Waifu, Friend With Benefits or One-Night Stand!

For those new to the article, this is not a post that talks about the “fuckability” of three randomly selected female characters from various anime and video games. I’m already attracted to them, it’s to be implied that I would share a bed with them already. What this article is meant to do, is go through their personalities, interests, anything pertinent to answering the question if they’re a one-time only, a friend that I might accept the occasional booty call from, or someone I would absolutely spend the rest of my life with.

So without further to do, let’s meet this week’s contestants!

Kicking off this week’s edition is the extremely sexy fantasy version of Velma from Scooby Doo, and master of the Thieves’ Guild. From Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash, it’s Barbara!

A minor character in the show, Barbara doesn’t get a whole lot of screen time as the master of the Thieves’ Guild and the main character’s mentor. But when she is on-screen, hoo boy does she go all-out and I’m not even talking about her extremely revealing outfit. She’s an extremely hyper girl, as she often literally jumps on the main character whenever he enters the Guild to see her. She’s certainly the type to lead in any relationship, to the point of downright getting on top of you. Literally. No complaints, mind you. She is capable of being calm and collected, but I think it’s pretty obvious she prefers being the quirky side of her far more.

I don’t have much else on Barbara, so here’s my call on her:


She’d certainly be a fantastic lay, but after that I think there’s a girl who’s just way too overbearing and way too physical all the time. I can’t imagine having a girl around me who constantly leaps onto me and I would never get hurt dealing with that. But in all honestly, her personality, while I enjoy the quirky and hyperactive, her personality literally runs off just that side of emotions and I don’t really see much beyond that.

Second up is the crepe-loving cutie who can kill you before you can blink. From Bungo Stray Dogs, it’s Kyouka Izumi!

Obviously I have no interest in the Kyouka that we see while she’s still a member of the Port Mafia where’s she’s pretty much an emotionless doll. So what I will be going on is the Kyouka that we see after Atsushi has rescued her and she’s opened up a bit.

When Kyouka is past her broken, emotionless form, she’s a super adorable young girl who has an absolute desperate need to learn everything she can and takes such pleasure in the tiniest of things, which will happen when you’ve been a slave and a killer for a number of years. She’s the type that while she does hate what she used to be, she doesn’t dwell on it much, as proving that she’s better in the present and future is more important than lamenting on her past. She’s a real strong girl, one who’s willing to do whatever it takes to protect people, especially the ones she loves. And if you happen to be one of those few people, you’ve got the ultimate shield next to you, she’s always by your side and is quick to notice anything that could be putting you in any sort of danger.

So, here’s my call on Kyouka:


This is going to be one of those few cases where I’m going more on the potential of her growth as an individual rather than what I see right now. The reason for this is that Kyouka has truly only had less than a year to truly live a normal life, as it would seem in the anime. So I think that as Kyouka lives a normal life longer and has the chance to find her full personality without fear of death and fully getting away from her past, she will become an even more beautiful young woman. I absolutely see a fun-loving, life-loving young woman who will always stand by the person she loves. Why would I ever say no to that?

Last up this week, is the Suzuki loving motorcyclist with a penchant for all things pink. From Bakuon!!, it’s Rin Suzunoki!

Rin’s character is very much of a blind believer type, loving Suzuki motorcycles and nothing else, everything else is crap is comparison to her, so it makes you wonder how other things in her life go. She’s a very happy-go-lucky kind of girl that is always wanting to go forward and enjoy life to the fullest, though she’s extremely easy to stop dead in her tracks. After all, she’s got quite the temper on her and is easily offended when you talk any sort of trash about Suzuki bikes. Admittedly, she also comes off as an extreme dunce case, she can be quite stupid, to almost absurd levels at times.

It’s an easy call, unfortunately, so here’s my call on Rin:


Rin in the anime I think is designed anyways to be an annoying character that you love watching getting her comeuppance and being made fun of constantly. She’s got a short fuse, blindly follows things when she’s told to and just doesn’t really have much of a personality that grabs my attention. She’s a girl who has giant boobs and wears a pink skin-tight racing suit as much as possible. She also has a Suzuki symbol branded (accidentally) on her ass. That’s a bit awkward…

So that’s this week’s edition of Waifu, FWB, or One-Night Stand, hope you enjoyed it! Leave any comments you’ve got below, whether it’s your own choices between the three or maybe I’m missing something that could’ve turned the tide on my decision with any one of these girls.

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