This will be pretty straight-forward, I don’t feel like I need to explain much here.
If you have any awareness of things on the internet, you’ve no doubtedly come across the many stories about the “Tide Pod Challenge” where essentially a bunch of retarded adults and kids are getting the bright idea to try and eat a Tide Pod in the same way we challenged people to do other things like the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and of course, dumb challenges like the Cinnamon Challenge.
Now I don’t think anyone reading this needs to be told how dangerous it is to try and consume laundry detergent, aka poison. So instead of doing what every other YouTuber and journalist out there is doing, I’m going to do the opposite.
If you have the inclination to do the Tide Pod Challenge, go for it. If you truly are so stupid that you think it’s a good idea, whether you’ll get views or not, then go right ahead and take a bite in that delicious looking poison gummy candy. If you’re so willing to put yourself in a hospital or even a casket, I’m not going to stop you. It’s your body, you get to choose what to do with it, but if you’re going to abuse it, be prepared to suffer the consequences. I will not pity you, I will not give you any sympathy, nor do you deserve it. If you’re going to do something absolutely retarded, I will not treat you like someone worth caring about, because clearly you don’t care about yourself.
And besides, natural selection has been lazy as of late, so fuck it, let’s thin out the herd a little bit more, shall we?