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Character Spotlight: Ayame Kajou


So last week I talked about the sexual innuendo ridden masterpiece that is Shimoneta: A Boring World Where The Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn’t Exist, a show that spends its entire run seeing just how many dirty jokes, motions and imagery they can cram into a 20-minute show and not get kicked off the air.

So it makes perfect sense to use this week’s Character Spotlight to the “indecent terrorist” that participates in the majority of the innuendo throughout the show: Blue Snow, aka Ayame Kajou.


Ayame is the daughter of a now ex-politician who was framed by a group lead by those who were in favour of turning Japan into the boring world of public decency it becomes by the start of the anime. Her father was constantly fighting against it, so they framed him for “f***ing a high school girl” as the show calls it, when it’s noted that it’s impossible as her father has a massive MILF fetish rather than a fetish for younger girls. Before his arrest though, he gives Ayame a cell phone that allows her for three minutes per day the ability to say whatever she wants without the PM surveillance catching her, as usually they have collars around their necks that will activate and notify the Decency Squad if they say something dirty. Which she uses every last second of it, of course.

She also shares a unique relationship with the daughter of pretty much the “villain” of the anime, the daughter being Anna Nishikinomiya, the shining star of perfection when it comes to public decency. Well…until Tanukichi kisses her and all hell breaks loose. But the two were friends long before the anime’s start, so it’s an odd friendship coming from to daughters of politicians on complete opposite sides of the fence. But luckily for Ayame, her friendship with Anna does have its perks, as she’s able to essentially blend in with everyone else just by being around Anna all the time, which also makes it much easier for her to get away with her Blue Snow gimmick, as who would possibly think Anna’s best friend could be a terrorist, even if Blue Snow looks suspiciously like Ayame in almost every possible way, she doesn’t exactly try to hide it.


Ayame falls into this very weird section of characters that display what the “average person” would view as positive and negative. For starters, she is the strong lead female character who is strongly dedicated to her beliefs and will stop at nothing, even at impossible odds to achieve her goals and objectives. She’s also very brave and smart about everything she does, very calculated with every move she makes. However, I’m curious with how the “average viewer” would look at Ayame knowing that she spends half the show only wearing a white cloak, completely naked underneath it and with a pair of panties as a mask. Not only that, but she’s constantly spewing dirty jokes, making sexual innuendos left and right and as one would expect from a show of this nature, increasing the sexual tension. Generally speaking, that’s the kind of character that your average run-of-the-mill dipshit SJW would cry misogyny and say her sexual nature is demeaning to women, yet she still exerts all the personality traits that these idiots would like to see female lead characters have.

Furthermore, while the show has other characters that try to take the spotlight, like Tanukichi and Anna, Ayame is the show-stealer through and through, no one comes remotely close to her in any way, even when they try and insert the younger and tiny Kosuri who wants to be just as raunchy as Ayame, she still can’t overtake this blue-haired sex maiden’s grip on the #1 spot.


And yet, the most interesting thing about Ayame is that even though she’s a sexual innuendo spewing, panty-mask wearing terrorist, she’s still a high school girl and a virgin at that and displays those more shy emotions at various times. Most specifically at the tail end of the show when the entire cast is subjected to having to only wear their underwear and she’s clearly uncomfortable by this. Now one would wonder why that’s the case when as Blue Snow, she wears no underwear, not counting the panties on her face. Well it’s quite simple, Blue Snow is an alter ego of hers, one where people do not know her true identity. Even if someone saw her naked body underneath the cloak, there’s the comfort in knowing that they don’t know the real life name of the person they’re looking at. And then there’s the obvious reason, recall what I said in my Swimsuit vs Underwear article. We’ve generally come to accept that girls and sometimes guys will wear rather skimpy swimwear in public, but underwear on the other hand isn’t looked at the same way.

This is really accentuated with Ayame being alone with Tanukichi in just their underwear. It’s heavily implied as the show progresses that while Tanukichi starts the show completely enamored with Anna, he and Ayame are slowly developing perhaps more than a friendship. So by the end of the series when the two are as close as they’ve ever been, now Ayame is put in a situation where Tanukichi is seeing her in her sexy black underwear and she’s seeing him in his black briefs. As I said regarding underwear, we typically view that type of clothing as private, only a select few in our entire lives should be seeing us in such a state, lovers being the primary choice for that. So when not only someone’s seeing Ayame for possibly the first time (for her) in her underwear, it’s someone that she holds very dear to her in Tanukichi. Of course she would be embarrassed. She’s still a teenage girl and as far as we know, she’s yet to have sex with anyone. Of course she’s still shy about the entire situation, she can make all the motions of blowjobs and intercourse as much as she wants, but she’s yet to actually experience it.


All in all, Ayame’s one of those unique characters that falls directly on top of the fence between those who support sexuality and those who are against it, which is weird to say given the show’s nature. But Ayame is still the strong female lead that the feminists and SJWs want to see in every piece of media ever, the downside for them is that she’s also the girl that parades around in nothing but a white cloak with panties on her head and makes every possible sexual reference she can. And that’s why I love her, she’s a rebel!

Also everything she does is comedy gold, so there’s that too.


Anime Spotlight: Shimoneta – A Boring World Where The Concept Of Dirty Jokes Doesn’t Exist


Now as you’ve all probably figured out by now from the articles I’ve been posting on here, sexual content is nothing I’m shy about. I’ve got no problem seeing panties, naked men and women, lots of moaning, all that jazz.

Shimoneta for the entire series was walking right along the line and then in one specific scene that I will happily point out, they managed to make me go “H-Holy shit! The fuck did I just watch?!”.

The series employs a concept that is essentially a massive exaggeration of the current world we live in. In this Japan, dirty material of any sort are outlawed and everyone wears a bracelet that will call the “Decency Squad” if you so much as say the word “penis”. Almost all pornographic material has been burned (imagine that in Japan, that’s a lot of shit to burn!) and they’ve even reworded the whole reproduction talk to the point that you thought everyone was is fucking kindergarten. Think about it though, this is the Spinal Tap 11 level of our current SJW society. We’re already trying to outlaw some indecent material like Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 and material like that. We’re really at the first steps to this level of horrible societal change.


So we come into Tanukichi and Ayame, two students at the most prestigious high school for its “purity”. Tanukichi is trying to escape his dirty life, his father being a well-known “terrorist” in this boring society, while Ayame is a part of the student council, but it also the major terrorist known as Blue Snow, known for her panties mask, wearing nothing but a robe and shouting expletives like “Big Dingleberries” while throwing small pictures of sexual material into crowds. Yep, this is your main duo, a girl who makes endless sexual innuendos throughout the show and a guy who just wants to escape that life but it dragged back in. Naturally, he ends up getting a case of Stockholm Syndrome (though we’re left to assume he wanted this life all along) and becomes just as important to Ayame’s SOX group…while dressing in women’s underwear as well.


The entirety is one long sexual innuendo. They’re constantly committing indecent acts that don’t go beyond really verbal and photographic terrorism, the real dirty stuff is done by those outside of SOX. At the same time, there’s plenty of idiocy going on around them, like Anna Nishikinomiya, the student council president, who after accidentally receiving her first kiss from Tanukichi pretty much becomes a sex addict who hasn’t gotten laid yet, she turns into a monster, constantly chasing him down, trying to get her fix. Her mother also in the meantime is trying to crack down even further on society and turn it into the ultimate SJW paradise, which the anime title doesn’t lie, it’s boring as fuck. There’s other notable characters like Fuwa who’s curiously studying the real reasons and methods for reproduction and often comes out of nowhere, literally once with her face buried in Tanukichi’s crotch to ask him about the real way they all reproduce. It’s a fucking riot at all times and those who can’t handle any bit of dirty jokes and sexual innuendo will probably faint. Imagine a show like this in the 50s and 60s, there’d be an epidemic of people have seizures from the utter shock of it.

This is completely normal in the show
This is completely normal in the show

When the show really turns up the volume and heightens the stakes as Anna’s mother increases her foothold on Japan and a new terrorist group that is lead by a guy who looks like a mummy except he’s wrapped in used underwear (gross!) and is a complete maniac, if that would surprise anyone, the show really steps up and becomes pure insanity. It also mixes with the various social stances we have in the world, some want purity in the world, others want the right to do everything, while SOX even though they’re looked at as a terrorist group as well, really just want things to go back to the status quo before all this PC and SJW bullshit started. Ayame while as Blue Snow is a maniac sexual innuendo spewing girl, she still gets embarrassed initially when everyone’s forced to strip to their underwear and Tanukichi’s seeing her like that. They’re still normal boys and girls, they’re just forced to go as over-the-top as they do because it’s the only way they can think of to fight this battle they’re in.


Another thing I enjoy about this show, something I’ve mentioned before is its refusal to be a show that could be an absolute festival of naked women and undressing girls and such. Instead, it’s fair on both sides, Tanukichi is constantly in various states of undress, is naked several times throughout the show and they even go as far as having Raiki, the big fellow pictured above wearing women’s underwear of all things, not knowing he’s wearing the wrong type. The show is an equal rights upholder when it comes to sexual content in the show. While there are indeed more girls, generally only two girls really participate in any real sexual content, that being Tanukichi and Anna, even Ayame for the most part stays out of anything too sexual aside her from costume and innuendo-ing.

Which brings us to the moment that made me pause the show after it was over to collect myself…


In Episode 4, the goal of SOX is to try and draw new pornographic material, but the artist they find for it doesn’t know how to draw what she’s never seen before. Like I said earlier, after Episode 3, Tanukichi accidentally kisses Anna which sends her into a pure sexual rage, wanting to pretty much fuck his brains out. At that time, Tanukichi also has a stalker, which anyone could figure out who it is, but the main cast hasn’t got a clue. So Ayame and Otome (the artist) hatch a plan to get their drawings, they have Tanukichi lure the stalker in, while Otome hides in the closet, hoping to get the two of them to at least start something that can get her an idea of what to draw. They get far more than what they could’ve hoped for, underestimating how far down the rabbit hole Anna has fallen.

The lights go out and before Tanukichi has a chance to confront his stalker, he hears that familiar crazy voice and finds himself taken down on the floor, his hands tied behind his back and a pair of rather soaked panties put over his head as a blindfold. Then she starts to undress and tears off his clothes, making out with him, frantically licking about his body and soon finding that certain something she’s been looking for and is about to proceed and do the deed when Ayame returns, turns the lights on and discovers her best friend naked on top of her newest male friend.

…There’s no way around this. You basically watched a man get raped by the girl he thought he loved. The music clearly tells you the dark act going on, while there’s a mixed emotion going on. Anna’s clearly lost, but Tanukichi’s in a state of shock and unsureness, after all Anna’s the reason he cleaned up his act, yet now the supposedly purest girl in the country is now tearing off his clothes and trying to fuck his brains out. He also looks to Otome for help when the panties covering his face lift a bit, yet she’s in such a sexual rage herself, seeing such an act for the first time that she’s egging him on as well. It’s such a strange scene that for me was a mixture of emotions, ranging from confusion, hilarity and even being a little turned on, I will admit.


Shimoneta is one of those rare shows that does something so extreme that you have to notice it. The thing is though, if you can get past the shock values the show has, it’s actually an extremely entertaining and hilarious show, one of my favourites from that season. There’s so much to love, the comedy is all over the place, there’s actually a very interesting and realistic story going on in the background about censorship and the extremes it could lead to.

But I’ll be honest, it’s for the extremely ridiculous sexual innuendo like this:


Waifu, FWB or One-Night Stand? #3

It’s week #3 of the new weekly article on Tuesdays, Waifu, Friend With Benefits or One-Night Stand!

For those new to the article, this is not a post that talks about the “fuckability” of three randomly selected female characters from various anime and video games. I’m already attracted to them, it’s to be implied that I would share a bed with them already. What this article is meant to do, is go through their personalities, interests, anything pertinent to answering the question if they’re a one-time only, a friend that I might accept the occasional booty call from, or someone I would absolutely spend the rest of my life with.

So without further to do, let’s meet this week’s contestants!


A late edition to the Mass Effect series, Samantha Traynor is the third “next to your space map” soldier put into the game after Charles Pressly and Kelly Chambers. And out of all three of them, she’s easily my favourite by a massive landslide. And that’s not just because of the long journey she had to get a new toothbrush.

Samantha for me didn’t have nearly as many negative perceptions as Charles and Kelly did. Charles was very racist with aliens (granted he got better by the end before his death) and Kelly was just way too sweet and forthcoming with her whole “psychiatrist” gimmick she had as the ship’s yeoman. Sam on the other hand has a bit of everything you could ask for, she’s cute, funny, doesn’t come off as someone going too far in one direction personality-wise, she’s one of the most normal feeling girls in the entire Mass Effect series to me, which actually makes her unique in her own right, given the other girls she has to compete with.

However, there’s a bit of a snag…she’s a lesbian. You can try to woo her as Male Shepard during the “Game Night” activity, but there’s no shower scene with her if you’ve got a penis. Lucky FemShep!

There’s really not much else I can say about her since she’s more of a minor character, so let’s get this call out of the way:


Taking into account if she was bisexual at the very least, she falls right into the middle for me. I think she’s a cool person to hang around, however I don’t know enough about her to make a comfortable call on whether I’d go as far as marrying her. But there’s no doubt in my mind that I’d have her as a close friend and if she ever got a bit curious about a sexual relationship with a male, I’d be more than game. But since I’m not an asshole, I wouldn’t impede on her preferences if she was forever strictly for girls only. Though I admit I’d be a little sad…


This redhead beauty from the Saints Row series on the surface looks like a super-cute nerdy girl. And you’re not wrong, you’re just not getting the entire story about her.

She’s all kinds of crazy, clearly she’s gone through some real messed up stuff before you meet her in Saints Row 3, I’m sure all she went through with the Deckers is one of the many things. But I imagine she’s the kind of girl you don’t want to walk into a room when you’re tied up or chained up, unless you’re into that sort of thing of course. It’s pretty clear she’s got a hidden violent side that you don’t want to piss her off enough to unlock in her.

But most of all, she has a more extreme taste in sexual interaction as we see with her clear love and possibly obsession with S&M and being a Dominatrix. I mean in Saints Row 4 when you ask her to fuck point blank, she punches you in the face and jumps on top of you. She’s clearly a leader in the bedroom and not a soft one.

However, when she isn’t crazy, I can see her being someone that could be cool to hang around, after all she’s a giant nerd, plays video games, all that jazz. You just have to worry about her suddenly falling into madness at any moment.

And because of that, my decision is pretty easy:

♠ ONE-NIGHT STAND ♠ (at my own discretion)

With her fetishes and kinks, there’s no doubt in my mind that she’s a one-time-only kind of relationship when it comes to sex. And even then, because of the potential pain or at least discomfort I might face if I ever got that far with her, I may not even take that chance. For my own safety, I’m avoiding the whip and shit.


Speaking of crazy sex-craving girls, here’s Anna from Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn’t Exist, one of the best names of an anime ever. If you’ve seen the show, you are more than aware of the super sexual nature of the show and you most definitely know of Anna, the perfect girl that after a simple kiss goes from anti-everything when it comes to dirty language, sex, all that jazz…to a sex-craving lunatic that pretty much attempts to rape the MC from Episode 3 onward.

Before her true craziness begins, she’s the cliche perfect girl with perfect morals multiplied by a massive integer that no one can estimate. The no dirty jokes and sexual content alternate Japan causes some real fucked up ideologies and when you apply that to anime characters, you know it’s going to be so over-the-top it’s painful to watch. She seems like a nice girl, but holy hell would I be facepalming listening to her anti-sex gospel and drivel.

Now it’s a whole different story when she starts her sex craving. Now I want to stay away from her cause I’d fear for my safety, not only would she talk about the perfect world her mother is trying to create…she’s be violating me while she’s talking about it! How fucked up would that be?!

Taking all that into account, we have another first of decisions:

♠ ONE-NIGHT STAND ♠ (and then leave Japan forever) OR ♦ FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS ♦ (if she calms down)

The first decision that comes with conditions. Taking everything I know from how she acts from Episode 3 onwards, the immediate decision is a one-time-only type of relationship, which may likely be one that I didn’t even decide the when and where of, it may just happen when I’m not prepared. However, if I was able to pull her aside in a controlled environment (if that’s at all possible) and allow her the chance to explore all these newfound curiosities she has, because I’ll admit that I would without question have an escapade with her, she’s gorgeous. But I’d have to establish a “calm the fuck down” sort of condition, so she doesn’t cause me any major injury. And the other condition I’d have to add in there is if after that first time, she calms down quite a bit and stops being the sex-craving lunatic she is with Tanukichi, I’d happily be there when she’s in withdrawal again. Because given how she acts, especially from what we see when she nearly does the deed with Tanukichi, she looks like she’s be a fantastic bed. It’s worth the risk.

So that’s this week’s editon of Waifu, FWB, or One-Night Stand, hope you enjoyed it! Leave any comments you’ve got below, whether it’s your own choices between the three or maybe I’m missing something that could’ve turned the tide on my decision with any one of these girls.