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The WWE Roster 2019 – Who Stays, Who Goes?

As we reach the end of 2018, it’s time to take a look at the entire roster and see where everyone stands. Should they get a bigger role, should they be knocked down a peg, should they be called up, or should they be let go?

I’m going to take every single person in the company that is an on-air talent (not counting referees) and give a brief feeling I have on them and say what I think would be best for the WWE product when it comes to that person. In some cases, I’ll want someone to get pushed a bit more, in other cases I’ll want them to have a lesser role. Maybe it’s someone in NXT who needs to be called up to main roster, maybe it’s someone on the main roster who needs to be let go, either to get more experience elsewhere, or to be gone completely. I will try to specify as best I can with each of them.

Note: In some cases, I’ll have tag teams grouped together, rather than as individuals. Some tag teams have zero singles experience.

And obviously Shane and Stephanie aren’t going to be listed because, well…come on.

So…here we go!


Alexa Bliss – Has done wonders for the women’s division pre-Ronda Rousey. Now with Ronda on RAW, Alexa is in real trouble of not being a credible contender for the title. With rumours however that Ronda might be moved to Smackdown via Fox’s request, perhaps she’ll be able to return to form. But assuming that’s not the case, I think a brand change is needed for Alexa. Being on the same show as Ronda is hurting her tremendously.
– Move to Smackdown

Alicia Fox – She’s been in the company since 2006 and on the main roster since 2008. Hasn’t held the championship since 2010 when it was still the Divas Championship and honestly, hasn’t been a contender much since. She is long past her expiration date, especially now considering the overwhelming crop of new female talent that is far better than her in the ring. Contracted for 12 years? She’s had more than a good run.
– Future Endeavoured

Apollo Crews – Continues to be an absolute letdown for me. Should’ve been far greater than he’s been in the company, part of it has to do with the terrible booking he received since being brought up to the main roster, part of it however also has to do with the fact that he hasn’t found his voice at all. Even as a part of Titus Worldwide, it just hasn’t clicked. I think that perhaps it’s time for Uhaa Nation to return to being a forever indie talent, cause he’s just not working out in this environment.
– Future Endeavoured 

Ascension (Konnor & Viktor) – They could’ve worked out, but they were dead on arrival when they debuted on the main roster and looked way too much like discount Road Warriors. They had talent, but they’ve been burned so bad there’s no saving them.
– Future Endeavoured

Authors of Pain (Akam & Rezar) – These guys should have been killers since day one and instead their debut was destroyed with them (for some reason we’ll never know) dropping Paul Ellering as their manager and then fading into obscurity until their recent resurgence with 205 Live General Manager, Drake Maverick. From what I understand, Paul Ellering had no input on his absence from the tag team, which is ultimately what’s killed these guys dead. As much as I like Maverick on 205 Live, he’s not working here at all. Originally I thought maybe sending these guys back down to NXT would work, but given the list of tag teams in the wings already down there, maybe these guys just weren’t destined to work out in the company at all.
– Future Endeavoured

Baron Corbin – I really thought he’d be a lot better on the main roster, I really did. But my god they turned him into a giant puss. I’d say more about him, but honestly there’s so many better looking and better talented big men waiting for their chance in NXT, it’s time to cut bait on the failure of a RAW General Manager. It’s painful now.
– Future Endeavoured

Bayley – Wow did we all get her wrong, eh? “There’s no way they could fuck up Bayley!”, we should’ve known better. She’s still got the talent and the look that got her so over in NXT, but the writing was never there for her. What made her a star in NXT? She was the ultimate underdog, she fought and fought and fought but could never finish on the big stage. Her run before finally beating Sasha Banks for the NXT Women’s Championship was essentially a year in the making. They need to recapture that magic with her. Have her get “injured” and be out for a couple months and then restart the path with her. Then maybe we’ll see Bayley have her WrestleMania moment.
– Take her off TV for a few months and restart her story.

‘B’ Team (Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel) – We’ve gone through enough gimmicks with these two to know that it’s just not working out. Honestly? The best thing for them, is to be jobbers for upcoming talent. They’re generational talent, you can find use for them in the company somewhere. Hell, with Bo Dallas’ old “motivator” gimmick, maybe he could work as a manager? All you gotta do is Bo-lieve.
– Jobbers

Bobby Lashley – I’m not even going to sugarcoat this. He shouldn’t have been brought back into the company. He was never a good talent in the company, he’s just a bodybuilder type that Vince has a hard-on for. Black hole of charisma, terrible in the ring, even with Lio Rush mouthing off, it just isn’t working and never will. Buh-bye!
– Future Endeavoured

Bobby Roode – Bobby’s been a weird one. I don’t have any issue with them debuting him as a face, it made sense as the fans were going to welcome him with that entrance music. But given that he’s much better off as a pompous dickhead, I think a heel turn is in order. That guy should be a veteran workhorse for the Intercontinetal or United States Championship.
– Heel Turn

Braun Strowman – We’re starting to see now just how limited Braun really is. The company ultimately failed to capitalize on Braun surging popularity, as naturally the company was too busy trying to push Roman Reigns down our throat for the umpteenth time. Now? Braun just isn’t firing on all cylinders anymore, especially with the recent booking of him getting beaten down like he’s an underdog character. He’s the Monster Among Men, there’s nothing “underdog” about him. Get your shit together on this guy, WWE! He should be killing motherfuckers!
– Heel Turn

Bray Wyatt – I honestly don’t know what to do with Bray. He’s talented enough that they shouldn’t release him, but what the hell are they supposed to do with him now?! They can’t just bring the Wyatt Family back together again, no one cares. He needs to come back and re-invent himself, otherwise he’s forever going to be a midcard talent that gets little reaction apart from the cell phone flashlights in the crowd.
– Re-package

Brock Lesnar – At this point, Lesnar honestly should’ve been gone from the company so he could pursue one more run in the UFC. But because WWE put all their eggs in the Roman Reigns basket and the basket turned out to have cancer, well that just screwed everything up, didn’t it? Ultimately, until the company can get a few more people pushed to Main Event levels of popularity, they kind of need Lesnar now, just for the name recognition. 
– Stand Pat; Until new talent can take his place.

Chad Gable – Absolutely wasted potential, they broke up American Alpha way too soon and for what? A terrible “My Black Son” gimmick with Kurt Angle? Why didn’t they just move them both to RAW and have Kurt mentor another Team Angle? Gable still has everything he needs to be a star, but he’s kind of in no man’s land right now. It doesn’t help that Jason Jordan is on hiatus due to a neck injury and may not be back at all. They need to either find him another partner he can work with, or they need to start giving the guy a singles push. For now, he’s currently listed online at 202 lbs, plop him into 205 Live to get some work with the best promotion in terms of match quality right now.
– Move to 205 Live

Curt Hawkins – We have enough guys who can play a jobber role and are better in the ring than Curt. Never should’ve been back, let’s just cut bait and be done with it.
– Future Endeavoured

Dana Brooke – She’s been around long enough, showed that she doesn’t have much talent unless she works with someone who can wrestle with anybody. If she had decent in-ring skills, a girl of her body type could’ve done wonders in the company, but she just isn’t cut out for this level.
– Future Endeavoured

Dean Ambrose – Untouchable. Finally giving him a chance to work heel, I just hope they let him be a little more unchained like he was in NXT.
– Stand Pat

Dolph Ziggler – The eternal “release him so he can work in New Japan!” guy, Dolph honestly appears at this point to be a guy who’s happy making the money he’s making and doesn’t need to prove himself any further. It sucks cause most wrestling fans see so much more in him and some still do. But he’s seemingly going to be a forever company guy and be one of the guys who makes the up and comers look good. Well, he’s certainly a good fit in that role.
Stand Pat

Drew McIntyre – I honestly don’t get the hate for this guy. He has the look, he has the in-ring ability and his voice carries a badass weight to it. Quit getting so held up in the Scottish accent, he has done the time in the indies, he’s earned the chance to be pushed to the Upper Midcard, if not the Main Event level.
Stand Pat

Elias – I cannot believe he’s worked out as well as he has. He found his voice on the main roster and has become a fan favourite. He may not be the best in the ring, but so long as they don’t give him the Main Event treatment, he’ll be fine as a guy fighting for the IC/US Title. Could be a great tag team guy as well, given the right partner.
 Stand Pat

Ember Moon – Only a matter of time before she gets her push. Very gifted in the ring, has a cool-looking gimmick and music to boot. Couple that with quite possible the best finisher in WWE, let alone just the women and she should be a fixture atop the women’s division for the next 5 years, if not more.
 Stand Pat

Fashion Police (Fandango & Tyler Breeze) – Need a jobber tag team that the fans will still pop for? You’ve got them right here. It’s a shame that Tyler didn’t end up being what we thought he might’ve been, a Mr. Perfect level midcarder with a great pay-per-view gimmick, but alas not all things work out they way we think they will. They’ll be here as long as they want to be at this point.
Stand Pat

Finn Balor – I want to say so badly that this is WWE’s fault, that it’s booking. It honestly isn’t, it was the bad timing of Finn’s injury after winning the Universal Championship. He got the push and then got hurt, so they’re holding back on him now. Maybe in 2019 he gets the push he deserves? Man oh man can you imagine a WrestleMania entrance from the demon? Side note…he need a heel run where he can’t control the demon. Also the demon needs to wrestle a lot more different than sexy abs man Finn does without the bodypaint. Maybe a move to Smackdown as well?
Stand Pat

Goldust – Guy’s gonna retire soon, I imagine. He’s going to be a Hall of Famer and one of the most respected men in the company when he likely transitions into an agent or coach at the Performance Center. Guy’s a legend, let’s let him ride out into the sunset.
– Stand Pat; Likely will retire in 2019.

Heath Slater – Lovable jobber, need I say more? Can’t fire him, he’s got kids.
Stand Pat

Jinder Mahal – As much as I’d love to say it’s time to let him go, I think he still has a role as an asshole heel that debuting or returning babyfaces can have a feud with to get some good will on them. He got a face you just wanna punch. Can’t teach that.
 Stand Pat

Kevin Owens – Can’t wait for him (and Sami) to come back from injury. Hopefully he can stay healthy and have potentially another Main Event run, otherwise give him a long run at the top of the upper midcard. Guy is arguably the best talker in the company right now. And that ain’t my Canadian bias showing, folks.
 Stand Pat; Returning from injury.

Kurt Angle – I think it’s time for him to fade away from a consistent on-air role, unless it’s doing something with Gable and a new student to mentor as a Team Angle 2.0. Bring him back for a surprise Rumble entry, a WrestleMania match, whatever it may be, but I think his time as a weekly on-air talent is done.
– Legends Deal

Lucha House Party (Gran Metalik, Kallisto & Lince Dorado) – Pretty simple, put Kallisto and Dorado back on 205 Live where they belong and get rid of Metalik if they’re not going to do anything with him. Guy belongs at the top in Mexico.
– Kallisto & Dorado to 205 Live, Metalik Future Endeavoured; Needs to be somewhere he can be on top.

Mickie James – Mickie’s 39, so you have to imagine she’s in the tail end of her career. She can still go, but how long until the flood of new girls overtakes her? Could be a great mentor for these girls when she retires, don’t think it’ll be in 2019, but it’s possible. I’d let her stick around as long as she likes, so long as she can keep up.
Stand Pat

Mojo Rawley – How is this guy still in the company? He’s still terrible in the ring, looks ridiculous and his over-the-top hyped personality isn’t working with the fans. Begone!
 Future Endeavoured

Natalya – She’s got a job for life at this point, mixing her involvement with Total Divas, I don’t see that without some major controversy surrounding her that WWE would ever fire her at this point. She’s a Hart Dynasty member to boot, so she’s got clout.
Stand Pat

Nia Jax – The only reason I’m not letting her go right now is because you HAVE to finish a feud between her and Becky Lynch after that shoot punch. But once that feud is done, she’s gone. She’s not good in the ring at all and there are girls out there who can be “monster” women on the roster. See Viper aka Piper Niven in the Mae Young Classic for example.
Future Endeavoured; Post-Becky Lynch Feud

Paul Heyman – I hope he never leaves. The single best talker in the wrestling business today.
 Stand Pat

The Revival (Dash Wilder & Scott Dawson) – After seeing what they’ve been doing with the Lucha House Party, it’s pretty obvious that the creative team have no idea what they’re doing with one of the best tag teams on the planet right now. Honestly? Let ’em go and have them give us that epic match between them and the Young Bucks that we so desperately need.
Future Endeavoured (they deserve better)

Riott Squad (Liv Morgan & Sarah Logan) – Hard to call right now. I think between the two, Sarah is really struggling to catch on, while Liv at the very least has some credibility to her now since being courteous after being knocked out by Brie Bella’s “totally safe” kicks to the head. But if you put the gun to my head, there’s girls who could easily fill their spots. They got called up too soon.
Future Endeavoured

Ronda Rousey – Ronda is a weird case. She’s been amazing so far in her run, but that’s only when she faces talent that are at a high-level. We’ve seen some real rough matches with the lesser girls on the roster and they don’t look good at all. So it’s hard to say if Ronda’s really catching on, or if she’s being carried. Either way, she’s a star in the division regardless, there’s no moving her. We’ll see if she ends up moving to Smackdown.
 Stand Pat

Ruby Riott – This girl has more than earned a shot at moving up. She’s put on great singles matches when she has them and has done the best anyone could with two relatively green teammates in Liv Morgan and Sarah Logan. She’s got a personality that works, she’s a solid hand in the ring, she’s earned her spot. Is she top-tier? That’s yet to be seen.
 Push for a Women’s Championship run

Sami Zayn – Same as Kevin Owens, waiting for him to come back from injury and we’ll hopefully see him resume his spot in the upper midcard either being an obnoxious douchebag or a friendly…obnoxious douchebag.
– Stand Pat

Samir & Sunil Singh – So long as Jinder’s in the company, keep ’em around. These guys also should be wrestling in 205 Live, get some in-ring action too.
Stand Pat

Sasha Banks – For starters, let’s hope she goes another full year without breaking her neck. Beyond that, she needs a legitimate heel run. Not this bullshit back and forth we’ve seen with Bayley, I’m talking a full speed ahead 100% Legit Boss heel run. Sasha capable of being the biggest bitch on the roster, let the girl go out and do her thing!
 Heel Turn

Seth Rollins – Untouchable. Should’ve been Universal Champion by now, but the Lesnar/Reigns bullshit prevented that. Guy has mega-babyface potential with the athleticism he has. The fans already love him, just pull the damn trigger already!
 Stand Pat


Titus O’Neil – Great ambassador for the company, can be a lot like what Togi Makabe is in New Japan, he’s becoming more known for what he’s doing outside of the ring than in the ring, but still has a match every so often. Except, y’know…Makabe’s still pretty good.
Stand Pat

Zack Ryder – Serviceable jobber, can say he had a run in his career, regardless of whether or not he was good enough in the ring to have it. He’s one of few who got over on his own, never needed the machine to push him. Let him earn his paycheck till he’s had enough.
Stand Pat


Aiden English – Still untapped talent, in my opinion. Guy has the ability to get himself over similar to how Damien Sandow got over. I think next year is going to be the last chance for him to show that talent though, otherwise it might be time to give him the boot. Let the guy flourish this 2019 and see what happens.
Stand Pat

AJ Styles – Untouchable. Put Smackdown on his back and carried it when it needed a leader. Is he the best hand in the company? No, but he’s certainly one of the most reliable they have. Hoping to see them actually do a Club reunion with Anderson & Gallows and maybe even Finn Balor? Either way, the guy is here until he wants to retire, I think at this point.
 Stand Pat

Anderson & Gallows – Speaking of which, these guys as we’ve seen on Ride Along have the talent to be fan favourites in the Tag Team division and that’s saying something when you’ve got the New Day and the Usos. These guys need a run with the belts in 2019 to get them back on track.
– Tag Team Title Run by Summer Slam

Andrade “Cien” Almas – What happened to that push we were supposed to see, eh? Maybe keep your eyes out for Almas during the Royal Rumble? Either way, he’s impressed since coming up to the main roster after finding his legs in NXT (and losing the suspenders) and becoming the Latino star that WWE is desperate for in the coming years. Fully expect him to hold the WWE Championship this year, unless a few major names move to Smackdown and divert attention away.
 Singles Push; Potential Rumble Win

Asuka – Speaking of what happened to her push, the Empress of Tomorrow should be due for a much better year in 2019 and her upcoming TLC match to cap off the year should show that she’s a name worthy of being at the top of the division along with Becky and Charlotte. Still remains my favourite woman in the company and probably will stay that way until she’s gone.
 Push towards a title run

Becky Lynch – DON’T. CHANGE. A FUCKING. THING! Let Stone Cold Becky Lynch do what she’s doing and leave her the fuck alone. She has broken through all the bad booking of the women’s division and not only has become the most popular woman, but the most popular wrestler in WWE right now.
Stand Pat

Big Show – Was not aware he was around still. He’s kind of becoming an ambassador for the company as he winds down to the end of his career, he’ll be a Hall of Famer and stay with the company as long as he wants. I feel like it’d be best for him to retire in 2019, but we’ll see what he thinks he can do still.
Stand Pat; Might retire in 2019.

Carmella – She had her chance, got a run with the belt she shouldn’t have had and with Enzo & Cass gone, there’s really no place with her. There’s far better girls down in NXT that can take her place, time to cut bait on the Staten Island Princess.
– Future Endeavoured

Cesaro – One of the best hands they have that I’m at the point of giving up hoping for him to get a good singles push. He’s a lot like Dolph Ziggler, the fans are begging for him to get a good run, but we all know it’s just not going to happen. But there’s no reason to let him go, so as long as he wants to be there, keep him, without question.
 Stand Pat

Charlotte Flair – Untouchable. The daughter of Ric Flair would be untouchable regardless of whether she was one of the best women in the company, but lucky for us, she is. I however don’t understand the rumours that WWE wants her to go face, when it’s very clear the fans want Becky and Charlotte is better as a heel anyways. It doesn’t matter what side of the fence she’s on anyways, the respect is always there from the fans.
– Heel Turn

Daniel Bryan – Looks like we’re getting the ol’ American Dragon for a while as he tries to find his footing again. Clearly the overwhelming love from the fans has worn off since his return, so a heel turn was in order. Isn’t it funny how he loses a little steam and the company turns him, but Roman never moved an inch? Expect an interesting run at least until WrestleMania, then we’ll see what happens.
– Stand Pat

Epico & Primo Colon – I didn’t know they were still here until Survivor Series. Why are they still here? If the WWE isn’t going to bring back Carlito, then get them outta here!
Future Endeavoured

Erick Rowan – Injured, but honestly, I think the time’s come for him. The Wyatt Family can’t be brought back together again, it’s just not going to work anymore. You can’t split guys up and keep bringing them back, the fans are bored of it. And between the three of them, Rowan is the least talented. There’s plenty of other big men in the company, they don’t need him anymore.
Future Endeavoured

The Iconics (Billie Kay & Peyton Royce) – Apart from being an Australian version of LayCool, these two really haven’t done well at all since being moved up to the main roster. They aren’t that great in the ring and they’re honestly just annoying on the mic. And I’m not talking heel heat kind of annoying, just plain annoying. Might be early, but I’d cut bait on these two.
– Stand Pat

Jeff Hardy – I keep wondering if he’s going to get that big singles run that he screwed himself out of the last time he was in the company. His return has been ‘meh’ at best, which is about what I thought it would be. It was a big WrestleMania moment seeing the two of them back, but honestly, time’s passed them by and in Jeff’s case, maybe it’s time to start looking at winding down soon. Maybe not in 2019, but soon.
– Stand Pat

Lana – Keep her with Rusev, but holy shit keep her out of the ring. She had her chance and she failed miserably.
Remove from in-ring action

Luke Harper – Also injured, but unlike Rowan, Harper has the talent to be a singles competitor and a good one at that. Should’ve kept things going when he was competing for the Intercontinental Title, but instead they thought putting him back with Rowan and adding giant hammers was the better option. Ugh.
Move back to singles action

Mandy Rose – She’s got the look, but don’t know if she’ll ever be good enough to be a credible champion. Then again, they gave Carmella the belt. I think she can be a useful heel for debuting women and ones also in need of a refresh towards a title run again.
Stand Pat

The Miz – Keeps showing himself to be one of the most dependable heels in the company, Miz is due for a title run. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the Miz should be holding the title sometime next year. Whether it’s a Rumble win or Money in the Bank or whatever else, he 100% should win the belt by year’s end.
 WWE Title Run by end of year

Naomi – She’s in a real weird position, isn’t she? She’s not quite up there with the big names, but she’s not bad either. She stuck right in the middle and I’m not sure what to do with her. If there’s Women’s Tag Titles coming, then maybe that’ll be a good place for her, otherwise I’m honestly not sure. No reason to fire her, but she’s kind of in limbo at this point.
Stand Pat; Potential Tag Title Run?

The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods) – Is 2019 the year they finally break up the New Day? It shouldn’t be, BECAUSE YOU DON’T NEED TO BREAK TEAMS UP FOR THEM TO HAVE SINGLES RUNS!!! Being the most powerful of the group, Big E should be moving into trying to get a singles title of his own and maybe keep Kingston and Woods as a tag team. Or hell, all three of them can go their own way, Big E for the WWE Title, Kofi for the IC Title and maybe Woods tries his luck in 205 Live?
Give Big E (maybe all three) a singles push

Paige – I liked Paige when she started out. I cannot stand Paige now. She has zero credibility as an authority figure, it clearly hasn’t worked, so it’s time to cut bait on her unless they can figure out something else she can do. But as much as it pains me to say it, once injuries caught up with her, she’s just not a useful body in the company anymore.
Future Endeavoured

R-Truth – He’s the most over jobber in the company, people still pop for him even though they know he ain’t winning that match. Keep the old man till he’s finally had enough, maybe be another 10 years the rate he’s going.
Stand Pat

Randy Orton – Keep him as is, he’s always been better as the vindictive, dickhead heel he was best known for in his Legend Killer days. Will he have a run with the belt in 2019? Honestly not sure, but it’s certainly possible.
– Stand Pat

Rey Mysterio – As happy as I am to see him back and in fantastic shape, I don’t know if I do too much with him. He’s an older guy and I think if we’re going to have a Latino champion, Almas is better suited for it now as the younger guy. Maybe give Rey-Rey an IC push, but I don’t think anything beyond that makes sense now.
 Stand Pat

Rusev – Man oh man, speaking of guys I have no idea what to do with now. Rusev’s great, there’s no doubting that, but his credibility to the fans is so scarred, I don’t know if you can save it to the point you could ever believe him making a WWE Title run. The guy’s kind of destined to be a midcarder the rest of his career, which sucks cause the talent is there. But creative kind of fucked him on this one.
– Stand Pat

Samoa Joe – I think it was a mistake to have him lose so many title opportunities to AJ Styles, much like Nakamura (I’ll get to him in a minute…), so he’s scarred a bit too. Needs a good six-month run of just dominating midcarders and upper midcarders so he’s a credible threat by the summer.
– Six-month domination of lesser talents

SANITY (Alexander Wolfe, Eric Young, Killian Dain, Nikki Cross) – These four are kind of in wrestling limbo right now. They haven’t done anything wrong, more like they haven’t really had a chance to do anything yet, apart from Nikki debuting to answer Becky’s open challenge. So the answer’s pretty simple with these four…
 Do Something!

Sheamus – I could’ve sworn that he was supposed to have a neck injury much like what caused Edge to retire? Needless to say, I’m surprised he’s still going. He’s certainly found a place with Cesaro as a part of The Bar, so perhaps it’s best we leave things alone here. After all, we could still hear of Sheamus’ impending retirement any day now if that injury is legit.
Stand Pat; May retire in 2019 due to injury?

Shelton Benjamin – I checked Wikipedia, he’s not injured or anything? What’s he been doing? It was cool to see him come back, but I think that quickly ran its course. Time to cut bait again on the Gold Standard.
Future Endeavoured

Shinsuke Nakamura – I am a massive Shinsuke Nakamura fan. I loved him in New Japan, I loved him in NXT, was so happy to finally see him live at NXT Takeover: Toronto. But he hasn’t worked on the main roster. At all. He’s clearly not giving his best, it’s clearly a paycheck run for him and they scarred him by losing to AJ so many times. Let him go back home so he can finish out his career there.
Future Endeavoured; Return to New Japan

Sin Cara – Another name I wasn’t aware was still around. I think he’s had a long enough run under two different people, while botching his way into being quite possibly Maffew’s favourite guy to use on Botchamania. There’s enough luchadores in the company that he’s not needed anymore.
Future Endeavoured

Sonya Deville – She got royally fucked when Ronda Rousey came into the fold. She been exposed for being what she truly is, a ‘meh’ at best talent. She has really nothing on the mic either, so it’s really hard to keep her around. Mandy has a look about her that keeps her safe, Sonya on the other hand, she’s ultimately forgettable.
Future Endeavoured

Tye Dillinger – As Simon Gotch put it best, he’s one of the most serviceable guys in the ring. This is as good as it gets when it comes to jobbers, people react to him and he’s great at getting people over. For example, Bobby Roode ain’t the best in the ring and at NXT Takeover: Toronto, Dillinger pulled arguably the best match of Roode’s WWE career.
– Stand Pat

Zelina Vega – From what I’ve seen of her in the ring, it’s probably best she stays more in a valet role with Almas. If she can maybe work on her in-ring more while doing so, maybe she could be serviceable in the ring, but I’m not so sure.
Stand Pat

205 LIVE

The Entire 205 Live Roster – The reason I’m doing this is because in all honestly, there’s no one on that show right now that absolutely needs to go. They all have their place and there aren’t so many names on the show that it’s over-saturated. Everyone’s recovered, Hideo Itami found a home there, Buddy Murphy became an incredible talent, Mustafa Ali shocked everyone, hell, even Mike Kanellis is finding himself a spot there. If there’s anywhere in WWE that’s got its shit together, it’s 205 Live.


NOTE: I will not have all NXT UK talent on this list, because they’ve just started out, there’s no reason to go digging for people to get rid of.

Aleister Black – One of the guys we all believe is a future mega-star in WWE. Which means that he’ll debut, do nothing and we’ll be saying “What happened?!” about a year or so later. The guy truly does have everything, the athleticism, the look, hell after watching his fiery promo with Gargano recently, the guy’s got a voice. He should be a star. Let’s hope they don’t fuck him up in 2019 when he inevitably will be called up.
 Call Up by Summer Slam

Aliyah – As much as it pains me, seeing Jasmin Areebi on the Canadian indies before she got signed, she’s just not doing much. They signed her too young, I think, so she never truly had time to learn her craft. She’s struggled to gain any traction down in Florida and the last time I saw her at an NXT house show in Canada, she really stunk to be honest. Maybe it’s time to cut her loose.
 Future Endeavoured

Bianca Belair – This girl’s got star potential if she can just change up her look a little bit and get a real good year in NXT this upcoming year. She’s caught onto the performance real quick and also has that unique look with the hair braid that she whips people with. The only thing…they gotta get rid of the giant pair of lips on her ass. It looks really bad.
 Push into 2019

Candice LeRae – In all honesty, unless she works alongside Johnny Gargano, I don’t see Candice on the main roster working out very well, given her size and how in my opinion she’s average at best in the ring. Her time in the Mae Young Classic and now NXT hasn’t shown me anything too special. Keep her attached to Johnny and it’ll work. On her own? I’m not so sure.
– Stand Pat

Cezar Bonini – Obviously this guy hasn’t really done anything yet, been more or less fed to other guys in NXT. He’s got size and so far hasn’t look terrible, so perhaps we’ll see this guy get himself a character in 2019.
 True Debut by end of 2019

Dakota Kai – She’s in this weird spot where she could be going for the title, but there’s such an over-arching story going on with Baszler and Sane, so she’s kind of just hanging out on the sidelines a bit, waiting for her turn. She’s certainly got the look and the ability to become a top-tier babyface, we’ll just have to wait and see when she gets a shot.
Stand Pat

Deonna Purazzo – I wasn’t even aware she was appearing on NXT television yet, so if that’s the case, it’s very early and I can’t really say much about her, other than what I saw in the MYC, which was very good. She’s got real potential, I just haven’t seen enough of her yet.
Stand Pat

EC3 – I didn’t get the hype on this guy, he hasn’t translated well with me. Maybe it’s the booking he’s gotten, maybe it’s just he’s not as great as advertised, who knows. But there’s enough of a following with him that he should get a shot. I’m thinking he’s one of the guys you bring up to the main roster and maybe he gets over unexpectedly, a la Elias.
Post-WrestleMania Call Up

Fabian Aichner – I’m so glad to see this guy getting some extra work in EVOLVE now and giving him the belt, the guy’s got such talent for his size. Haven’t heard him talk much, so that’ll be the deciding factor in the future, but for now there’s some great potential in Aichner, I think.
Stand Pat

Forgotten Sons (Jaxson Ryker, Steve Cutler, Wesley Blake) – I haven’t seen these guys at all together yet, so I have no real opinion on them. They’re one of those cases in NXT that I no essentially nothing about, beyond Wesley Blake being with Buddy Murphy and Alexa Bliss.
No Opinion

Heavy Machinery (Otiz Dozovic & Tucker Knight) – These guys should be gunning for the tag titles all year in 2019. Whether it’s against Undisputed Era (however long they’re still there), War Raiders, Street Profits, or any other team, Heavy Machinery should be in the mix. They’re ready for the spotlight.
 Tag Title hunt all 2019

Io Shirai – She wasn’t that impressive in the MYC, which was very disappointing, so I’m hoping she really finds some good opponents and great matches in NXT. If she works out like Kairi Sane has, there won’t be much disappointment. I know she’s arguably the best female wrestler in the world, she should be able to make this work without breaking a sweat.
 Stand Pat

Jessamyn Duke & Marina Shafir – Keeping them together, since they’re synonymous with Shayna and Ronda. I don’t think these two have wrestled on TV yet, aside from their attack on Kairi at the recent Takeover, so I don’t have an opinion on them. Obviously we’ll probably see them grouped with Shayna and eventually Ronda for a Four Horsewomen vs Four Horsewomen match at one of the big four PPVs, but I’d prefer they get a good run with Shayna as a trio on NXT before that ever happens. They need big matches before what will essentially be the biggest women’s match in the history of the WWE.
 Stand Pat

Johnny Gargano – Who out of all of us wrestling fans thought he would turn into one of the top babyfaces in the entire company? I was excited to see him and Ciampa (more on him later) show up in NXT, but didn’t expect much. He’s absolutely killed it there, to the point I’d rather he stay there and front the damn place. He’s too good for 205 Live and you know Vince and company wouldn’t do a damn thing with him on the main roster. So keep him where he is and let him (and Ciampa) be the leaders of that brand.
Keep on NXT; Frontman

Kairi Sane – This girl, along with Shayna Baszler who I’ll get to, she’s done her time in NXT. She’s more than earned a shot at the main roster and with her incredible wrestling ability and a very cool gimmick as the Pirate Princess, she’s sure to win some young fans, so long as they don’t book her the same they did Bayley.
 Post-WrestleMania Call Up

Kassius Ohno – I think it’s safe to say at this point that ol’ Chris Hero isn’t going anywhere higher than this now. It’s not to say he’s bad, he’s always been damn good, but his age and size aren’t going to cut it and it’s probably better he stays down there as enhancement talent and potentially become a coach down there at the Performance Center. Totally agree with that idea/rumor.
Keep in NXT; Potential move into coach role

Keith Lee – Early stages for this guy, should be one of the next in line for the NXT title once this current group makes their way to the main roster. I’d love to say he’s got potential to be the next black WWE champion, but how many guys have we given that label to and came up empty? Either way, expect a monster year for him in NXT.
 NXT Title push in second half of 2019

Kona Reeves – I haven’t seen much of this guy, but his debut was very ‘meh’ at best, which is never a good sign for guys in NXT. But I don’t have enough of an opinion on this guy to do much with him. This is developmental after all, I gotta let him develop first.
Stand Pat

Lacey Evans – Similar to Kona, though I’ve gotten to see a little more of Lacey. She’s definitely still a ways away from any sort of main event action, so keep her developing all year in 2019. Maybe have her in a #1 contender’s match where it’s more than two girls fighting for it, but I cannot see her in a title match in 2019 unless she really turns it up.
– Stand Pat

Lars Sullivan – We know he’s going to the main roster, should be RAW, given he’ll work better there as a character. Don’t know how well he’ll do, that’s up to the guys he’s working with.
– Stand Pat; debuting soon

Marcel Barthel – This is a guy I’d expect to see take a big step forward post-Mania. I wouldn’t be shocked to see him heat up a bit and then challenge for the North American Championship and win it. After all, what’s better heat than a German holding an American title?
– North American Title run post-WrestleMania

Matt Riddle – The sky is the limit for this guy. If he can stay healthy and stay out of trouble, you know they’re building him up to be the next Brock Lesnar in WWE, as in a MMA guy that will break every bone in your body before he beats you. Couple that with his infectious personality and he will get over, whether as a man of the people, or a douchebag frat boy. One way or the other, he’ll be a star if they let him do his thing. Expect him and Keith Lee to be fighting each other for the NXT Championship next year.
– NXT Title push/run in 2019

Mia Yim – I’m unsure whether she’ll be a title runner in NXT, or if she’ll be a quick seasoner down in Florida and jumped up to the main roster to bolster their numbers a little more. She can certainly do either. I just hope they give her a better finisher than the Eat Defeat. It’s not a strong-looking finisher at all.
Stand Pat

The Mighty (Nick Miller & Shane Thorne) – I am shocked that these guys haven’t worked out in NXT as well as we all thought. They were arguably the best up and coming tag team in the world. Makes you wonder what’s gone wrong. To be honest though, these are guys I’m still confident can pull it off. Part of me even wonders if maybe, just maybe, these guys are the tag team that gets a call up to the main roster and that sink or swim situation brings the best out of them, like it’s done to guys like Elias. I think that it’s time for them, they’ve been in NXT way too long, it’s time for them to sink or swim.
– Post-Mania call up

Mustache Mountain (Trent Seven & Tyler Bate) – These guys “should” be on the main roster right now. But NXT UK just started, so I think you’ll see these guys over there for a while longer, maybe even the entire year to really establish that brand. But these guys have been fantastic for a while now and the tag team division is getting pretty stale, we need an influx of new exciting teams and I think these two (along with another group I’ll get to momentarily) are primed to join the main roster and really revitalize a tag team division that was just starting to click and then went right back into sleep mode.
– Establish NXT UK; potential main roster call up later in 2019

Oney Lorcan – As much as people thought higher of Biff Busick, I think he’s in the perfect spot as a run-of-the-mill guy in NXT to work good matches with guys who need that good match to get them going. It’s probably as good as it gets for him, unless he wants to have a run in 205 Live.
Stand Pat

Pete Dunne – This guy should be on the main roster right now, but he’ll be the face of the NXT UK brand probably for the entire year, so it gets really established. Hell, I wonder if he’ll lose the belt in 2019 at all, it really does feel like he’ll never lose it, doesn’t it? But yeah, this guy has all the talent in the world and it looks like WWE is taking their time with him. Gonna be a bonafide star in a few years, just wait for it.
– Stand Pat

Raul Mendoza – It’s just a matter of time until they’re done seasoning this guy and they throw him onto 205 Live in hopes he becomes another Mustafa Ali. Really liked this guy in the Cruiserweight Classic, hope he can become something special too.
Continue development and then call up to 205 Live

Ricochet – I swear to god, if this guy doesn’t go to the main roster by the end of 2019, I’ll be shocked and honestly, kinda ticked off. He is a bonafide star, even though he’s ‘meh’ on the mic. You give this guy a hype man and you’ve got a top guy in your upper midcard with the IC/US belts. He will make anyone look good and put on highlight reel matches for years to come.
 Call up by end of 2019

Riddick Moss – I have no idea why they split him and Tino Sabbatelli up. Neither of them are good on their own. So I’ll make it simple, put them back together, or get rid of them. Far as I know, they’ve both been in developmental a long time. Can’t keep ’em there forever.
Re-pair with Tino Sabbatelli or Future Endeavoured

Shayna Baszler – I am so happy she’s not only found her comfort zone, but has shattered all my expectations of her since the first Mae Young Classic. I loved her from the very start, but she needed work and holy shit what a difference a year makes, eh? This girl is like a final boss kind of talent when it comes to the women’s division, she’s just a badass. I fully expect her to either be called up on her own post-Mania, or she’ll stick around with Duke and Shafir until they’re ready for the big 4v4.
 Stand Pat; potential call up post-Mania

Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford) – This is a case of a tag team that really got over, but only one guy is really doing the work. I’m still shocked Angelo’s still in the company, he’s come and gone so many times before this pairing with Ford. But now it’s working, so unfortunately for him, he’s gotta hope it lasts, cause it’s really the only thing keeping him around. As for Montez Ford, that guy has a bright future if he stays on the path he’s on. Expect them to be in the NXT Tag Title hunt all year next year.
– NXT Tag Title hunt all 2019

Taynara Conti – She’s gonna be a tough one. On one hand, she’s got the skill set with her Brazilian jiu-jitsu training and as we saw in the recent Mae Young Classic, she’s capable of having a mean streak. However, I think she’s still absolutely struggling to find herself outside of wrestling in the ring. Her personality, looks, mannerisms, they’re all inconsistent and all over the place. She needs to nail that down and maybe then we can start considering her getting a little more work in the NXT women’s division.
Needs to find her voice before getting a real run in NXT

Tino Sabbatelli – See Riddick Moss.
– Re-pair with Riddick Moss or Future Endeavoured

Tommaso Ciampa – Like Johnny Gargano, he has absolutely killed it with this opportunity to run NXT’s main event. He’s become arguably the most hated heel in the company and has put on some of the better matches this year. But like I said with Johnny, I don’t want these two relegated to 205 Live, or being midcarders on the main roster, these two should be the faces of NXT and carry the torch for the next couple years and really establish NXT as its own brand.
– Keep on NXT; Frontman

Undisputed Era (Adam Cole, Bobby Fish, Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong) – These guys have kicked so much ass in NXT since they all debuted. They have been the closest thing WWE has ever had to a Bullet Club kind of presence in the company. They are heels, yet they’re super over. I admittedly don’t know how well their merch is selling, but you listen to the pop they get every time their music hits, you know these four have been something special. Post-Mania, these guys should be the big faction on Smackdown, since Fox is looking for a more athletic focus. Fish and O’Reilly should be taking names in the tag team division, Strong should be making a case for the US Title and Adam Cole should be trying to cheat his way into a WWE Title match. Book it!
Post-Mania call up

Vanessa Borne – She’s definitely a work in progress, much like Lacey Evans. She’s got the look of a good “pretty girl” heel, so once she starts really hitting her stride in the ring, who knows, we might have a good worker on our hands.
 Stand Pat

War Raiders (Hanson & Rowe) – These two should be running rough shot all year long in NXT’s tag division, including a title run. Was happy to see these two get signed and they haven’t disappointed yet. I can’t wait to see a War Raiders vs Heavy Machinery title match. That’ll be so fucking good.
 NXT Tag Title run in 2019

So there’s a lot of other names either on the UK brand or not listed as a part of the NXT roster, but working at the performance center, so I’ll give quick pointers on the names I’m interested in:

Dominik Dijakovic – About to debut, he will be someone to look out for in 2019 on NXT. 6’7″, 270 lbs, he’s quite possibly the big man that WWE has been looking for.
Kacy Catanzaro – I’m not sure how far along she is in her development, but given her run in the Mae Young Classic, I wouldn’t be shocked to see her on NXT television by end of 2019. And you know with her being a first female Ninja Warrior winner, WWE will be pushing for her to be a big success.
Kavita Devi – I think at some point, Kavita will have to get pushed out onto television. The division in NXT is in dire need of a big girl and unfortunately we’re still waiting for one who’s a really good wrestler (since Piper Niven and Jazzy Gabert ain’t coming anytime soon…), but Kavita’s the best we’ve got and we’ll need to see her soon. They have to do something with her sooner or later.
Lacey Lane – I’m shocked she wasn’t immediately put on NXT television after her stellar performance in the Mae Young Classic. There is no way she isn’t on NXT in 2019 and getting a big push from the start. She’s got a great look and personality to her. Hell, if the women are getting tag belts, I can see her and Ember Moon working together real well.
Rhea Ripley – Has been phenomenal over the last year with her improvements. Will be running the UK brand for the women along Toni Storm for most of 2019, expect Rhea to develop for at least another year before perhaps getting a better look in 2020.
Tegan Nox – Pay close attention in 2019 to how her recovery’s going. She’s had two major injuries already, but we know she has the talent. She’s either going to be a gigantic success story, or a huge example of how sometimes, everything goes wrong. Maybe she’ll get lucky and end up in a situation like Corey Graves did. It’d be a real shame for her career to end so badly.
Toni Storm – Like Bate/Dunne/Seven, she should be on the main roster soon, but will spend some time establishing the UK brand. She will be an absolute juggernaut once exposed to the main roster audience. The fact she’s this good at such a young age could mean this girl has a hell of a superstar career ahead of her.
Xia Li – I think at some point Xia’s gotta come out of developmental too. I really like Xia, so I think she’ll do good. It’s a matter of whether she’ll be title worthy in her career, that’s the real question.


Booker T – I like Booker, but after years of colour commentating and working on the pre-show, I don’t know man, but it just hasn’t worked. Like at all. I’ll say this now, the pre-show should be done by professional sports personalities, not other wrestlers. The pre-show should sound like a sports radio show, so if guys like Booker are on the pre-show, it’s in an interview format, not as a commentator.
 Legends Deal, stop using on the pre-show

Byron Saxton – No idea why he’s stuck around for so long. The announcers in the end are company guys/girls, it’s pretty obvious that the heads at WWE don’t care so much about the skill of their commentators, so much as whether or not they tow the line. Byron seems to be no exception, because he’s certainly not there on his announcing skill. Up to me, he’d be gone.
Future Endeavoured

Cathy Kelley – Perfectly fine. Does her job with the shows she’s a part of. Don’t think she’ll get to the booth ever, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing either.
Stand Pat

Charly Caruso – Kind of the same as Cathy, she’s perfectly fine with what she’s doing, isn’t rubbing me the wrong way at all. Same as well in that I’m not sure if she goes anywhere beyond where she’s at.
Stand Pat

Corey Graves – Corey’s tough because he’s still got that potential of being the Bobby Heenan of this current generation of WWE, but it’s clear that ever since leaving NXT for the main roster, Vince and his cronies have been getting into his head. He’s not bad, but he’s certainly dropped a point or two overall since leaving NXT. I don’t think they’re letting him hit his full potential. You’re gonna see this with a couple folks here, they need to get out of his headset.
Stand Pat, allow him to speak more like himself

Dasha Fuentes – See Cathy and Charly. She’s fine.
Stand Pat

David Otunga – He’s not wrestling anymore, so unless he’s using that law degree and becoming a lawyer for WWE, there’s no reason for him to be around anymore. He’s bad, real bad. Always was.
Future Endeavoured

Greg Hamilton – The best ring announcer the WWE has had in a long time, really since Howard Finkel. Justin Roberts was decent, Greg however has been fantastic. Made guys like AJ Styles mean so much more when announcing them and that’s what his job is supposed to be. Should be the announcer on both shows, but if they gotta be different, then keep him where he is, cause he’s doing wonders on Smackdown.
Stand Pat

Jerry Lawler – He might be the one exception to the rule when it comes to wrestlers on the pre-show, though admittedly if I had the choice, I’d relegate him to shows on the WWE Network, like y’know…BRINGING BACK THE LEGENDS OF WRESTLING ROUNDTABLE?!!! So yeah, do that.
Legends Deal, use on Network content

Jojo – Eh, she’s all right, certainly an upgrade from Lillian Garcia, who I never liked as a ring announcer. JoJo for me has been similar to Justin Roberts, an okay hand in the ring announcer position, but not my first choice. They seem to like her though, which is fine, she’s not hurting anybody.
Stand Pat

Jonathan Coachman – I think he’s in the perfect position as someone doing the pre-shows. He worked with ESPN so it’s perfectly within his wheelhouse, as we learned pretty quick he was bloody awful in the commentary booth.
 Stand Pat

Kayla Braxton – Same as JoJo, is perfectly fine as the NXT ring announcer, but wouldn’t be my first choice.
Stand Pat

Mauro Ranallo – Should be the next Jim Ross, but a mixture of his bipolar disorder and the way WWE has treated him in the past has kept him down in NXT and perhaps it should stay that way. If the Vince McMahon regime goes away, maybe Mauro can find a home on RAW or Smackdown, but until Vince, Kevin Dunn and his other despicable yes men are gone, leave things be, it’s best for both parties.
 Stand Pat

Michael Cole – Cole is that frustrating “what happened?!” kind of situation. I remember clearly his call of Mankind’s first WWE Championship victory and it was fantastic. Today? It’s like the man is completely different. I think Vince being in his head the entire show is the real culprit though. Don’t let “hardcore” fans tell you otherwise, Cole is a legit good announcer, he’s just held down by the constant lines and Twitter hashtags he’s being fed all night long.
Stand Pat, get out of his headset!

Mike Rome – He’s been pretty good as a ring announcer in NXT as well, I’d put him slightly above Kayla, but both have been quite serviceable.
Stand Pat

Nigel McGuinness – Knew basically nothing about Nigel, apart from him being in Ring of Honor, but man oh man he’s been a fantastic addition to the NXT booth. Adding him to 205 Live has been great as well, really adding to the brands that have needed that extra push to get people over.
Stand Pat

Percy Watson – Don’t have an opinion one way or another with Percy, but he hasn’t been bad as a part of the NXT and 205 Live teams. Couldn’t tell you if it’s because he has a good cast behind him, or if he’s just a solid, albeit quiet addition.
Stand Pat

Peter Rosenberg – I really thought he’d be better, really enjoyed his Cheap Heat podcast, thought WWE grabbing him would be fantastic…and it’s been meh at best. I think it’s honestly best if he goes back to what he was doing before, because clearly the corporate influence has diluted the personality a lot of us wrestling fans enjoyed before he got hired.
Future Endeavoured

Renee Young – It hurts that Renee has become a casualty of the WWE machine taking what made a personality so good and ruining it. She and Arda Ocal (who was Kyle Edwards for a cup of coffee in WWE) were fantastic personalities in Toronto as a part of theScore and the Aftermath show that also featured Mauro Ranallo and former referee, Jimmy Korderas. Renee was a shining star wherever she was and looked to be a potential great commentator as well while working alongside William Regal on NXT. But now? It’s just not there, she’s not working in the booth for whatever reason. She’s still a fantastic interviewer, maybe that’s where she needs to be.
Leave commentary booth, resume interviewer position

Sam Roberts – Same as Rosenberg though I will admit I don’t really like Sam outside of WWE either. So it’s even easier for me to say that it’s time for him to go.
Future Endeavoured

Tom Philips – Serviceable play-by-play guy, always has been. Hasn’t been around long enough to get the Michael Cole vibes where you get sick of hearing him. So he’s fine for now.
Stand Pat

And that’s it, folks! This took me way too bloody long to write out, but it’s my passion, so it wasn’t that hard to write either.

If I missed anyone, let me know in the comments below, I tried my best to get in everyone important, but names will always fall through the cracks.

Top 10 Favourite Wrestlers of All-Time

So after basking in the glory of becoming the WrestleCircus Sideshow Champion, I had wrestling on my mind again. Now I’ve said it before, I try not to talk about wrestling on this page too much, because I wanted to stick to anime and games as the major subjects on the page. But hey, it’s Top 10 time and it can be about anything, so allow me to indulge myself a little bit as I gush about my all-time Top 10 favourite wrestlers!

And to those who know wrestling well enough to know most, if not all the guys on this list, yes I’ve been watching since the 90s and no, this list is not being skewed by the recency effect. This is a legitimately unbiased Top 10.

Also going by Prince Puma in Lucha Underground, Ricochet may just be one of the most amazingly athletic and agile wrestlers I have ever seen and may ever see. The amazing things I have seen this man do in the ring are just astonishing, flips and twists galore, of course the main move being his 630° senton, basically a double somersault in the air. Also, he just looks fantastic, he’s the kind of guy that each passing year it amazes me that WWE has not signed this guy. He’s got the look, he’s got the swagger and he’s certainly got the moves.

One of the old guard from my childhood, the biggest name in the legendary Hart wrestling family, Bret “The Hitman” Hart was my first favourite wrestler ever. He had the advantage of being a fellow Canadian, but I always thought he looked so cool coming out to the ring in that leather jacket and those ridiculous shades. On top of that, he was at the time one of the best technical wrestlers in the world when he was in his prime. There just wasn’t anybody better when they shared a ring with Bret, which made it such a shame to watch his career go so sour after the infamous Montreal Screwjob and a very lackluster run in WCW that was cut short to injury.

Another fellow Canadian and a guy who’s grown on me more and more over the years. “Y2J”, “The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla”, Chris Jericho from the moment he debuted in WWE (WWF at the time) got my attention with his insanely high charisma and his unique look. I knew of him in WCW, but I didn’t watch enough to really get into him until his WWE run. Over the years, there’s few people who have been able to stay relevant and able to completely change gimmicks so seamlessly as Chris has been able to do. When it was finally time to become a bad guy after years of being a crowd favourite, he changed his hair, changed his wrestling attire and went from speaking with all that charisma, hard and fast, to speaking very slowly and using big words that the average fan would never use in their own speech. Now, Chris is getting a scarf and a fictitious list over with the crowd. A list of names is one of the biggest things in wrestling right now. He’s that talented.

I’ve only been aware of Kenny for a few years now, but holy freaking hell has he made an impression on me. For starters, he’s currently one of the best wrestlers in the world, is Canadian and oh, HE’S A GIANT GAMER!!! Yep, I like this guy already. There’s no one I have seen in wrestling who’s been able to go from wrestling a blow-up doll and a nine year-old girl (both of these are 100% true and real) to becoming a top star in the biggest wrestling company in Japan that is 100% about being a serious, hard-hitting promotion. He’s gone from being a cheesy over-the-top character who uses the Hadoken from Street Fighter, to one of the most badass looking guys…who once in a while still uses the Hadoken. He’s recently become my current favourite wrestler and will continue to climb the all-time ranks at the rate he’s going, especially if he ever makes a trip to WWE before he retires.

There is no tag team in the history of professional wrestling that has given me more entertainment value than Matt and Nick Jackson, The Young Bucks. A tag team that at best I can describe as walking, talking, wrestling representations of all the silly things and cliches of wrestling, ranging from the tassels, to overly colourful outfits, to constant flexing, to over-the-top moves that make no sense, they cover so many bases and yet they manage to still be extremely entertaining and very polished wrestlers. They single-handedly made the superkick the most iconic move in wrestling, one worthy of partying over. Superkick Party, anyone?

Before his WWE debut in 2016, I remember watching AJ Styles when he was really starting to get going in TNA as the company was also developing. He was so damn impressive back then and to think what would come of him with more experience and understanding the business better, it blew my mind. Then he left TNA and went to New Japan Pro Wrestling and I saw just that, a man of many years of experience, knowing what he has to do to get himself over. So in 2015, I’ve never been more happy in my life to see the debut at the Royal Rumble of “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles. Now in WWE, he truly is the best wrestler in the world right now, I don’t feel there’s anyone even close to him.

But if you’re curious who is sitting behind him as the second-best wrestler in the world today…

I was introduced to New Japan Pro Wrestling in 2015 after hearing so much about the upcoming “Japanese WrestleMania” in Wrestle Kingdom 9 through various wrestling podcasts and was really excited to see what the Japanese were doing in pro wrestling. I enjoyed the show all the way through, but in the second last match of the night, I got introduced to quite possibly the most charismatic wrestler I will ever see in terms of showmanship and swagger. Shinsuke Nakamura does speak a little English, but quite frankly he doesn’t have to in order to get the message across that not only is he a star, he’s THE star. Some people may think he’s a little goofy, but in my eyes he truly is the shining star of professional wrestling, Jim Ross put it best, linking him to legends like Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury. And on top of that mountain of charisma is one of the best wrestlers I’ve ever seen, mixing solid technical wrestling with a flurry of MMA strikes, holy shit watch how this guy uses his knees! I actually got the chance to see him live at NXT Takeover: Toronto and words cannot describe the aura that he carries and how the crowd is literally in the palm of his hand before he even walks out onto the entrance ramp.

The top guy for so many wrestling fans. Side note, I’m just gonna semi-spoil the final two spots, The Rock isn’t on this list. I like The Rock, but I was never a big Rock fan, he didn’t capture me the same way these ten guys have. But anyways, if there’s anyone from the Attitude Era of WWE that people remember the most, obviously it’s the trash talking, middle-finger waving, beer drinking redneck in Stone Cold Steve Austin. There was no one back then who was more loved and given the ratings today in comparison to back then, I don’t know if there ever will be a wrestler so universally loved by so many fans. Was he the greatest wrestler? I don’t think anyone would ever say that, but he sure as shit was the best wrestling character in the history of professional wrestling and still is to this day.

It’s funny too because as I’m writing this, it’s March 16th, aka Austin 3:16 day.

A guy that’s way higher on my list compared to the vast majority of people’s lists, Edge is a guy that I always liked as my sleeper favourite. When he first started out in WWE, I thought he was the coolest guy I’d ever seen, his look was so badass with the long leather jacket, long hair, glasses, just an enigmatic character. Then you put him in the vampire group the Brood, who I loved to death mainly because their music was so awesome. Then pair him with Christian in a tag team and they became two of the funniest tag teams of all time, basically what the Young Bucks are today. Lastly, he went away from all that and became one of the most hated wrestlers in that era. I know this because for a number of years I hated him, even though before that he was one of my favourite wrestlers. That’s how good a bad guy he was, he managed to make the teenage fan in me hate one of my favourite wrestlers. And to be fair, he also has the unfair advantage of having two themes done by Rob Zombie (“Never Gonna Stop”) and Alter Bridge (“Metalingus”) respectively.

He was at one point the best wrestler in the world. He was at one point the best talker in the world in terms of professional wrestling. He was at one point the hottest name in wrestling, even beating the legendary John Cena in merchandise sales. He beat the Cena kids in sales! At that time, no did that! For those reasons and for admittedly reasons that paint him like the ultimate martyr of professional wrestling, my favourite wrestler of all-time is CM Punk. When I first saw him in WWE on the ECW brand with his Killswitch Engage (“This Fire Burns”) music blaring and he had such a unique look, I was immediately interested and followed him. He toiled in near obscurity so many times and became the ultimate underdog, or as the higher-ups in WWE would call him, an “internet darling”. Finally, after the Straight Edge Society and the new Nexus, he did the ultimate thing that no one thought would ever happen, he got a mic put in his hand and was allowed to speak his mind. And boy oh boy he didn’t disappoint.

At that moment, it didn’t matter, he was my #1. Why? Because he at that time was the only person in the business that was visibly voicing the opinion of myself and the other wrestling fans out there who feel like our voices aren’t being heard. In an era where the only opinions cared about are that of kids and their mothers (which for a “violent” show like wrestling is hilarious to me), CM Punk was our voice, he was the voice of the voiceless. And then when he felt like even after bringing more attention to the WWE than they’d had in years, being the top of merchandise sales and easily having the loudest following in a long time, the WWE still didn’t give two shits about him, he left. Didn’t give his notice, he just quit on the spot. He wasn’t going to be held down and decided that it was time to leave. Obviously since then he’s been pursuing an MMA career in the UFC and it’s gone about as well as I think it ever could have, but the guy does what he wants and works his ass off to get there.

And as a fellow straight edge guy myself, it makes me so happy to see someone who accomplished so much and yet didn’t follow the usual stereotypes of being a drinker, or a smoker.

So that’s all for this week’s Top 10, thank you very much for checking it out and I hope I didn’t bore the majority of you with my wrestling banter. See you next week!

I’m (Technically) A Pro Wrestling Champion

A nice, little, fun story that just happened recently:

So there’s a championship in the independent pro wrestling promotion, WrestleCircus called the WrestleCircus Sideshow Championship. It’s a belt like any other belt, except there’s a 24/7 defense rule and it’s taken completely literally. Anyone who’s ever heard of the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship knows what this kind of a belt means, as the DDT version has seen both men and women, cats, three different ladders and even the belt itself as the champion. If there’s a referee around, it can be taken at any moment.

It serves as a comedy gimmick, Joey Ryan has really taken it over since he first won the DDT version of the 24/7 belt, using it as a way to have several YouTube videos and even full sketches that lead to the next champion. Anyone and anything can win the belt.

So when the previous title holder, Jervis Cottonbelly (yes, that his name) got involved, things got a little crazy…

Those who are subscribed to the subreddit r/SquaredCircle (aka Wreddit) and have been around for a while know that the man behind the character of Jervis Cottonbelly frequents the subreddit and posts quite a bit, fully in character as well. So with his title defense coming up on the 17th, Jervis took to Wreddit to thank us for all the support and wanted us to help him during this defense with more support. Click here for the post.

Unfortunately, he “submitted” to Wreddit and well…this happened.

So in all the possible technicalities…as a subscriber of Wreddit…I AM YOUR NEW WRESTLECIRCUS SIDESHOW CHAMPION!!!

Well…more like 1/191000 of a champion, BUT I’M A CHAMPION, DAMN IT!!!

I…*sniff*…I just want to thank everyone who ever believed in me, everyone who supported me, everyone behind me, you guys are so awesome! It’s been a long and tough road…there were times I wanted to quit, but I stuck to it and in the end, my hard work paid off. I am a champion and I will defend this with my life.

Wait…the show’s tomorrow AND it’s in Austin, Texas?! Well shit…that’ll be a problem…

Ah well, I’m sure the other 190,999 folks can cover for me…

Four Years of Terrible Royal Rumbles


I’m sorry in advance to those who are on this page for my usual anime/game related posts. I did say in November that I was going to stay away from topics like sports, specifically professional wrestling because I wanted to keep this page away from that kind of stuff and keep it down to two main topics.

But after tonight, I can’t help myself. I need to vent a little.

I didn’t watch the 2013 Royal Rumble, but I’ve heard people say it’s bad, so perhaps it’s now been five straight years of terribly booked Royal Rumble matches, but for me it’s just been four. Regardless, for the match that wrestling fans arguably look forward to the most every year, four or five straight years of the match being underwhelming is not good at all. In fact, for something that should be so easy to put together, the fact WWE has failed to do it so many years in a row now is such a shocking fact. I don’t pretend to be a master writer/booker, but holy fucking shit, how hard is it to book a match that’s full of surprises and fun moments and have the fans leave happy?!

Now I could do this rant in many different ways, but here’s how I’m going to do it. I’m going to separate every problem I had into separate talking points rather than turn this into a clusterfuck. So here we go:

#1: There were no real surprises
#1: There were no real surprises

Now before you question this, yes I am saying this despite the fact Tye Dillinger did indeed debut at #10 in the Rumble. But here’s my reasoning for why this isn’t a surprise. Did we all not expect this? Did we all not assume that with Dillinger doing nothing on NXT other than losing that it made sense for him to debut in the Rumble? I don’t consider Tye Dillinger a surprise entrant, so much as it being a surprise that the WWE actually listened to fans and didn’t pull out an easy booking decision from under us.

But in this year’s Royal Rumble match, there really weren’t any surprises. There wasn’t a real shocking debut, there wasn’t even a legend making a comeback for a fun 1-3 minute run in the match. Now this Rumble was pretty stacked so did the match need a legend return? Maybe not, but we’ve become so accustomed to at least one every year, so to not have one this year, it makes the match almost feel empty. The whole Rumble match has become a night of surprises and this match had none of that. Except WWE probably considered this year’s #30 as a surprise, which brings me to…

#2 - Roman Reigns AGAIN?!
#2 – Roman Reigns AGAIN?!

In the last two Royal Rumble matches, how did Roman Reigns’ involvement affect the match? Both times the crowd completely flattened out and turned on the entire match for the rest of the night. So after two straight years of the crowd giving zero fucks for Roman Reigns in the Rumble, what does WWE do? Put him in the final spot where people were expecting ANYONE BUT ROMAN REIGNS!!!

How many fucking times is WWE going to do this until they learn that no one wants him to be the top guy? Now you can argue that this entry had a purpose, it was to eliminate the Undertaker. But if that’s the case, did Roman have to take the last spot, could he not have been in the Rumble earlier? Once again it brings this idea that the WWE wants to give Roman special treatment, just like last year when they kept him out of the match for over half of it. But at least he didn’t win the match again this year, which brings me to the third subject I want to talk about…

#3 - Randy Orton. In 2017! Really?!
#3 – Randy Orton. In 2017! Really?!

Think about what this pay-per-view was. John Cena won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Brock Lesnar, Goldberg and Undertaker showed up for the Rumble. And now Randy Orton has won the Royal Rumble.

I was not aware 2017 was the year of the time machine, because it feels like we went back 10 years.

Of all the people to win, why Randy Orton? It seems very apparent that the end goal for WrestleMania in Orlando is for Bray Wyatt to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Elimination Chamber and the match be Orton/Wyatt for the title. This program didn’t need the title, so why was this necessary?! At least if Chris Jericho won the Rumble, it would’ve made some sense, because Kevin Owens is the current WWE Universal Champion. But with Orton winning the Rumble, how the hell do you have John Cena lose the belt two weeks later, to Wyatt of all people?!

Which brings an even worse option. What if the “main event” at WrestleMania this year is Randy Orton challenging John Cena for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship? Oh my god, if the time machine theory was true, this would be the proof. I’m almost convinced that the match for this belt will be some triple threat or fatal 4-way where Wyatt and Styles would be included. Either way, Orton winning in my mind creates zero interesting results for WrestleMania matches. I do not understand the logic for Orton winning. How the betting odds put Orton so high, I don’t know what they knew but holy hell they got the right tip-off.

These were the three big things that really pissed me off with this year’s Royal Rumble match. There are little things I can go through as well, for example I didn’t like the whole Lesnar/Goldberg/Taker being part of the last five entrants, they really put a halt to any potential surprises (not that any happened anyways) by having three out of the last five spots already being figured out. There were also a few guys that weren’t necessary in the Rumble, Apollo Crews, Sheamus, Cesaro, Xavier Woods, Enzo Amore (it pains me to say it) there were a number of guys we really didn’t need to see in the Rumble, some of those spots could’ve gone to someone like a Samoa Joe, Tyler Bate/Pete Dunne and like I said earlier, a legend or two.

And honestly, it’s not like I hated the pay-per-view, I enjoyed pretty much all the matches on the main card. But the Rumble this year for me was meh at best and a really frustrating Rumble match from a booking perspective. Myself and the two friends I watched the Rumble with were all completely at a loss for how this match was structured, particular towards the end. And we’re not cut from the same cloth, all three of us have different ideas of how things should be done in wrestling, we don’t usually agree on everything. But this time, we all shared the same opinion: this year’s Rumble was quite possibly the worst booked Rumble match of all-time, or at the very least, the most confusingly booked Rumble of all-time.

Four fucking years. I can’t believe people are paid to write this garbage. Might as well get the Fifty Shades of Grey writer to book next year’s Rumble.

Game Spotlight: WWF No Mercy


I’m a huge professional wrestling fan. I’ve come and gone from wrestling over the years, but there’s been two key times of my fandom, the present time where I’ve been beyond into wrestling, not just WWE, but New Japan, Lucha Underground and the various independent promotions out there. The other time was the Attitude Era (1997-2002), where Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Mankind and many other legendary wrestlers reigned supreme. I was so into that era, despite being a child then, certainly not old enough for some of the content that era had on various nights, but regardless, I was so into that period of wrestling, up until the present day that was the best time to be a wrestling fan.

Along with that, it was a great time to be a fan of wrestling and a gamer. There were a ton of great games out there for those who were fans of pro wrestling. But the best of them all, without a shadow of a doubt, was the Nintendo 64 classic, WWF No Mercy.


Back then when games didn’t need to be super realistic, this was arcade-like as you could get without going back to a game like WWF Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game, where it literally was made like one. WWF No Mercy wasn’t about making the most realistic representation of professional wrestling, it was about making a game that took all the wrestlers and their move sets and then build it inside a setup where it felt fluent, fast-paced and over-the-top, but not too far in any direction.

For a game on that console, there were a ton of wrestlers in the game, nearly 100 in fact. The entire current roster existed, including male and female wrestlers along with a few random unlockable characters such as legends like Andre the Giant and Jerry Lawler and then some really random ones like Howard Finkle (ring announcer) and Jim Ross (play-by-play commentator). There were so many to pick from and you could go in either the direction of a real WWF match or goofy over-the-top, having referee Earl Hebner beating the Undertaker’s undefeated streak at Wrestlemania.


What really sold me on this game though was its Championship Mode, which was like a story mode to go after the various belts. You could chase the European, Intercontinental, Tag Team, and the WWF Championship (I can’t remember if the Women’s title had a story), and it wasn’t just a simple “wrestle x-number of matches, win belt”, there was a long story with branching paths depending on if you won/lost a certain match, how fast you won the match, etc. The mode also used some classic storylines like the Mankind/Triple H feud from the 2000s and when The Rock temporarily allied with Vince McMahon.

The other significant mode was its Create-A-Wrestler mode, which while it already existed in the game before it, WWF Wrestlemania 2000, this mode was far more open, the ability to create four different outfits and creating a female wrestler, which was a pain in the ass to do in the previous game.


When it comes to pro wrestling games, WWF No Mercy is the shining star of them all. Even today, people still love playing this game the same way we love going back to Goldeneye, Super Smash Bros, Super Mario 64, Ocarina of Time and many other N64 classics.

And honestly, for a game way in the past, I think it still holds up today, considering all the new games while they look so real, they play boring as all hell.

Because why have fun playing a game, right?

This Week in Wrestling – 5/30/16

SmackDown Going Live + WWE Brand Split

A huge shocker for wrestling fans, WWE will make SmackDown live consistently for the first time in its nearly 17 year run. So this show will now go live on Tuesdays, whle RAW will continue on Monday nights. The show will stick to 2 hours, thank god! The show will also keep Mauro Ranallo at the helm and we may be seeing a new addition at the colour commentator spot, a la Corey Graves:

Now this comes in with the other announcement, that WWE will indeed have a brand split between the two shows again, the Wrestling Observer reporting that Roman Reigns will stay on RAW, while John Cena will take over SmackDown (hooray…).

So with all this, what can actually happen to make this positive? Because right now, there’s now 5 hours of live television every week, two shitheads being shoved down our throats at the leads of each show and a ton of NXT talent are lightly going to be called up to take more spots and the writers may not have a fucking iota of a clue what to do with them.

But perhaps this could work, obviously a bunch of guys who wouldn’t normally get an opportunity will, think how many guys during Paul Heyman’s SmackDown rose to the main event, guys like Edge, Kurt Angle, Eddie Guerrero, Brock Lesnar, a ton of guys made their mark. Who knows, maybe guys like AJ Styles, Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens and a soon to debut Finn Balor and Shinsuke Nakamura to name a few could find their place with a brand split?

This is the big longshot, but maybe, just maybe splitting up and reducing the writing teams and hopefully if Vince McMahon leaves SmackDown alone to concentrate on taking care of his new baby in Roman Reigns, one show can be a little more free of the bullshit script re-writing the night of the show. Maybe we see meaningful storylines again, maybe we see more wrestling again, maybe we see interesting new characters, maybe we see an actually consistently fucking good show.

But then again, Cena’s at the top of SmackDown if the reports are to be believed. Can you imagine if they have two titles again and the champions are fucking Roman Reigns and John Cena? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Sasha Banks & Enzo Amore To Return
Sasha Banks & Enzo Amore To Return

After both suffering concussions recently, both Sasha Banks and Enzo Amore should be back in-ring by the time this article comes out. They were expected to be back in action during past weekend’s live events.

We’ve already seen Enzo at least back and talking alongside Big Cass, but Sasha has been a ghost for a significant amount of time. The expectation us fans are having is that she’ll be in the mix for the Women’s Championship by SummerSlam. Hopefully she’ll be back 100% and same goes for Enzo, we’re gonna need them through the summer!

Hideo Itami Returning
Hideo Itami Returning

According to many reports, Hideo Itami is expected to finally make his return in about a month’s time after being on the shelf for over a year with a shoulder injury after the initial surgery went wrong.

This is a very curious return to say the least, Itami is now in a weird spot where he’s no longer the hard-hitting Japanese star anymore, Shinsuke Nakamura taking that spot. Perhaps that’s a feud down the line? More interesting, there’s still the story of who took him out in the parking lot way back when to write him off NXT. However the majority of talent that could have been involved are no longer on the main roster, pretty much Finn Balor being the only one left and we suspect he’ll be moving up to the main roster very soon with Gallows/Anderson already up there as well.

Either way, hopefully he can get back on his feet and stay healthy.

Top 10 WWE Wrestlers In Need Of New Music

There’s a ton of WWE talent on the roster. All of them have entrance music. Some of it is fantastic, guys like Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens and pretty much the majority of NXT talent, they all have good music. But a lot of guys out there…have some really shit music. So here’s the Top 10 WWE talent who are in dire need of new entrance music.


There’s nothing inherently wrong with the style of music, it just doesn’t fit his character anymore. All WWE did when Miz went full movie star gimmick on everyone was add the lights, camera, action kind of sound effects before his music. Miz doesn’t really do the “I’m the Miz! And I’m…Awesome!!!” thing anymore, so the whole Awesome gimmick has kind of lost its effect. I feel like Miz now needs some really cheesy like…standard trailer music as his entrance music, something that makes him look like he belongs in a movie, except we all know he’s a piece of shit and would be lucky to be an extra in a B-movie. So he walks out to this music like he’s auditioning for a role.


Another simple change, Kalisto should be on his own now, so just get him music apart from the Lucha Dragons. That music is associated with Sin Cara, he should have his own music now. It’d be really cool to find a mix between Mexican music and a bit of a rock edge to it. It worked wonders for Rey Mysterio with the “Booyaka 619” track.


If Roman is actually going to become a heel, then this change is pointless. But assuming WWE will continue to be as stubborn and ridiculous as they are and keeping Roman as a babyface for the kiddies and girls who want to fuck him, he needs new music, it’s too slow and methodical, it’s better suited for a heel character. Perhaps they can keep the Shield music and get it redone and sped up a bit (listening to it at x1.25 speed on YouTube is about where I’d have it, maybe a bit slower), maybe add some lyrics to it as well. Either way, as a babyface, Roman’s current music sucks.


Oh man this guy’s music is lame as fuck, never liked it from day one. It’s way too cheesy, it sounds like something a high school basketball team would come out to, it’s really bad. It’s like they’re trying to make music just for kids to listen to. Apollo Crews is a big dude, he needs music that makes you think that way, hearing his current theme song makes him sound like he’s 5’9″ and 170 lbs. The trumpets are just too much, it needs to be a more grounded track, not as many gimmicks to it.


Another song directed at the kiddies, not to mention how it just does not go with their Samoan entrance. If they want to keep their music, cut out that entrance, otherwise they need a different style of music to go with it. Actually, fuck it, remove the first part of their entrance, I’m convinced nothing will work with it, it’s such a weird thing to have at the beginning and then play the music. Also, no one gives a fuck about it anymore, it’s gotten way old. You’re not the New Zealand rugby team, it’s not threatening at all.


Assuming we’ll be seeing a Seth Rollins face turn soon, the generic metal track he’s running now should be just about over. It’s too generic, he’s worthy of something a little more complex and with lyrics put in there. I don’t know what kind of music Seth’s into, but I’m looking at something like a hardcore punk or thrash metal kind of tempo to it. It’s gotta be fast to match his style of wrestling, so I think that’s the perfect fit for him.


Oh man this music’s way too cheesy, I can’t stand it. Love Gable and Jordan but man that music is not easy to listen to. I see where they’re trying to go with it, but again the trumpets fuck up the song, just stop using trumpets in music when it’s not Sami Zayn’s ska music! I think they can still have cheesy music, but it needs to be more like training montage music, a tiny bit of an edge to it, given Jason Jordan’s fury of suplexes.


Let me put it out there that I actually like his music, I think it’s a great track. However I’m just not 100% it when it comes to being placed on the “Phenomenal” AJ Styles. From listening to his entrance music in New Japan, I really do think he needs more of a rock track matched with him, the current track makes him more like a heel than a babyface. Get something a little faster with a good electric guitar riff and he’s golden.


“BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP! BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP!” I fucking hate that music, it’s annoying as shit! I don’t have a problem using the revved engine to intro him in, but man does that music need to change. He’s supposed to be the lunatic fringe, the unstable Dean Ambrose, so why is his music more akin to a modern Stone Cold Steve Austin? Should his music not be a little more brazen, a little more off the deep end? Something a little crazier like Slipknot, that sort of thing. Just get rid of that damn high-pitched melody in the intro, it hurts my ears.


And speaking of hurting my ears, that fucking siren. I knew right away what my number one was going to be, the song that’s supposed to be for a babyface, yet has an annoying siren in the intro like he’s the second coming of Right to Censor. Sweet Jesus this guy needs new music and fast! Take something like Baron Corbin’s music or the Ascension’s music (how did those guys of all people get such badass entrance music?!) and apply that to Cesaro, maybe make the music even more grungy and shit, really make him look like a tough customer with his music. He really needs that change, WWE.

And there’s the list, hope you guys enjoyed it! It was actually tough to think of a full 10 as a lot of music is meh at best, but to find 10 that I really don’t like, that was a challenge.

If you guys have any thoughts yourself, don’t hesitate to leave them in the comments below!

This Week in Wrestling – 5/23/16

Cody Rhodes Asks For His Release
Cody Rhodes Asks For His Release

So on Saturday, we got quite the shocking tweets from Cody Rhodes (aka Stardust):

So the likelihood that Cody Rhodes is legitimately done with WWE is at 99%, I would imagine. A small part of me is really hoping that it’s this elaborate scheme to just bring back the Cody Rhodes we know and love and this was all just about getting rid of Stardust…but it’s pretty obvious he’s leaving WWE and quite possible professional wrestling entirely.

Cody was used so poorly in the past few years, really ever since the Stardust gimmick started, regardless of the fact I enjoyed the gimmick. We all remember how amazing a moment it was when Cody and Goldust beat the Shield to get their jobs back, one of the loudest pops we’ve heard in a long time. But it’s very apparent that the WWE really doesn’t see any money in Cody or as per usual, the possibility of any sort of backstage politics could be going on, but we’ll likely never know the answer to that.

EDIT @ 5/22/16, 6:02pm: I could’ve just edited the above out, but I felt like keeping the hopes I had for Stardust just disappearing. Technically that’s what will happen but WWE will not be the ones seeing that change.

In a recent Twitter post, Cody posted a long statement that pretty much can be summed up as the following:

  • He’s been wanting to be at the top for a while now and worked his ass off to attempt to get there, but it has not worked
  • He’s been pitching for six months now getting out of the Stardust gimmick
  • The two head writers he’s referring to in the statement must be a couple of real arrogant pieces of shit as they didn’t even feel the need to tell him no on anything he pitched, they just ignored him
  • He doesn’t want Dusty’s legacy to just be Stardust/Goldust or some NXT stuff that he did
  • It sounds like he will continue to wrestle, where is the question

So as it stands, we’re hearing the same kind of shit we’ve been hearing so many times now. The writers are wastes of oxygen, Vince doesn’t allow very many people even an opportunity to show what they’ve done and even when they get a shitty gimmick over, there’s no reward for it. Shocking, I know.

Knowing that we should be seeing Cody wrestling still, it’ll be very interesting to see where he goes. It’ll definitely be strange seeing someone who not only has been in WWE for a lot time, but the name is so associated to the WWE, the Rhodes family have been put with the company forever, especially when all the other companies are out of business today.

Here’s hoping we get nothing but great things from the man in the future now!

Emma Injured, Requires Surgery
Emma Injured, Requires Surgery

At the start of the week, Emma suffered a back injury, later revealed by WWE as a “ruptured disc” during a match at a WWE Live Event over the weekend prior. Her surgery was last Wednesday.

This is a heartbreaker for Emma as she was just getting back onto the scene after somehow surviving her near career-killing gimmick run with Santino when she first debuted on WWE television, not to mention her little shoplifting event that nearly got her fired.

Here’s hoping Emma recovers as soon as possible so she can get back to things!

Cruiserweight Classic Dates Announced
Cruiserweight Classic Dates Announced

Over Twitter, Triple H announced the dates for the Cruiserweight Classic through by saying that tickets for the event were going on sale:

For me, it’s really weird to see the dates like that. Are they actually going to have four shows, one each month for this? I honestly would’ve anticipated it being at most a two-weekend show, but four months to crown the winner?

This tells me two things: One, they’re likely having other NXT matches on the card as well, kind of like how New Japan does their tournaments (New Japan Cup, Super Juniors, etc.) and two, these CWC matches will not be your typical WWE match. A lot of these matches may actually be 15-30 minute epic performances, which is how they should be.

Nothing but good signs here, makes every one of these shows a must-watch now!

Young Bucks Out of BOSJ
Young Bucks Out of BOSJ

After Nick broke a rib and in the same match, Matt injured his hand, the Young Bucks will not be in the Battle of the Super Juniors tournament in New Japan, which has now started. Their replacements, David Finlay in Block A and Chase Owens in Block B.

A pretty huge loss for the tournament, the Young Bucks are always an entertaining force in professional wrestling. But this is actually a huge opportunity as well for guys like Finlay and Owens who you can see are just ready to explode into their own, lots of good things being said about Finlay especially.

Get well soon, Bucks!

This Week In Wrestling – 5/16/16

Adam Rose Arrested for Domestic Abuse
Adam Rose Arrested for Domestic Abuse

Adam Rose was recently arrested for domestic battery and tampering of a witness charges in Florida. I don’t want to go into details since I’m not into reporting these kinds of details, but since the arrest, WWE has suspended him indefinitely and has since gone to trial for it and isn’t seeing any jail time.

It’s sad that we’ve all been for getting this guy something to do, maybe bringing back the Leo Kruger gimmick, at least something different than the Mongoose bullshit he’s had in the Social Outcasts. However after all this…yeah, I’m sorry but I can’t defend this. Expect to see him getting released soon.

New Leader of the Bullet Club
New Leader of the Bullet Club

We all thought Kenny Omega was the leader of Bullet Club, but it appears a new man has stepped into the role in Adam Cole. Interrupting the ROH World Title match between Jay Lethal and Colt Cabana at the Global Wars show, the Young Bucks came out, causing chaos before the lights went out and came back on, revealing Adam Cole as the newest member of the Bullet Club. We’ve also learned after that Adam Page is also in the group now.

I think out of any indie star out there that could work well in the Bullet Club, Adam Cole is at the top of that list and I look forward to seeing where this takes things. I know people have been starting to get tired of the Bullet Club stable, but I’m nowhere near that point yet, there’s enough interchanging members that it’s not growing stale to me yet.

Adam Cole, baybay!

Cedric Alexander Leaving ROH
Cedric Alexander Leaving ROH

Over Twitter, ROH star Cedric Alexander announced that he will be leaving Ring of Honor, his last match last Saturday at the War of the Worlds show in New York.

Many wonder if this could be a potential WWE contract, his name was floating around amongst many names for the WWE Cruiserweight Classic. I haven’t watched a lot of Cedric’s matches, but what I have seen has been pretty good and let’s be honest, we need a ton more diversity in WWE, so another black wrestler in the company is not a bad thing at all. Hope he is indeed on his way to the big show.

AJ Styles Minor Injury
AJ Styles Minor Injury

Reports indicate AJ Styles is dealing with a nagging injury and we’ve also been told that he’s being pulled from house shows for the time being. However it sounds like the injury isn’t his back which was bad at the end of last year, many thinking he might not have made it in time for his match with Shinsuke Nakamura at Wrestle Kingdom 10.

I don’t believe this is an injury to worry about, he doesn’t have to wrestle at this point until Extreme Rules, they could even put in a “do not touch till the PPV” rule into the current storyline just to get AJ out of wrestling. He really doesn’t have anything to prove now in the casual fans’ eyes, so we’re good on that front. So no worries here from me.

Why Bayley Isn't On The Main Roster
Why Bayley Isn’t On The Main Roster

The rumor mill has been circulating that the reason why top NXT female wrester, hell top WWE female wrestler Bayley hasn’t been promoted to the main roster is simply because they don’t have a big babyface to replace her.


Y’know Asuka gets a pretty big reaction, right? I mean otherwise…sorry you haven’t been pushing other girls like Peyton Royce, Liv Morgan, Billie Kay and others? That’s not Bayley’s fault. Also, don’t you like money, WWE? I don’t see why NXT not having a “top babyface female” stops the main roster from adding a massive merchandise seller.

WWE, you crazy!

This Week in Wrestling – 5/9/16

Eight names released from WWE
Eight Names Released From WWE

Friday was a Black Friday for eight talent in WWE as they all saw their release from the company. Ironic how not too long ago I did my roster thin out article. By that logic, the bus flip WWE did on Friday wasn’t nearly large enough but let’s go over the names from the pointless and finishing with the most senseless:

Santino Marella: I was not even aware he was under a contract in the company. *shrug*

Hornswoggle: Same deal until I wrote the article and saw his name on Wikipedia. He hasn’t been used in forever so again, this wasn’t much of a surprise.

Cameron: She should have been fired for being in training for an extended period of time and still making the bone-headed mistake of pinning a girl over her back.

El Torito: Again like Hornswoggle, he hadn’t been around for a while. The Matadores have been defunct and they’re currently being repackaged as…Puerto Ricans? Okay. But obviously WWE was never going to take him seriously, because Vince McMahon & Co. are a bunch of short-sighted children, so it’s no surprise he’s gone too.

Zeb Colter: This just sucks cause the guy is a great manager, but perhaps because he’s legitimately in rough shape and needs that wheelchair/scooter. They really fucked up by pairing him with Alberto Del Rio, a choice that will never make any sense whatsoever. But yeah, another sad release.

Alex Riley: Clearly the guy has some anger issues as seen with his recent Internet war with Jason Solomon aka Solomonster, but this guy should’ve been an upper midcard talent, easily. He was white hot when he turned on Miz and then he vanished like he never existed. There’s rumours going around that John Cena really fucked with him when he was on his way up in the company, but regardless of the reasons as to why he lost all his momentum, he shouldn’t have and it’s just another bane on WWE.

Wade Barrett: How did this man never win a world title? Oh yeah, John Cena happened. We all knew Barrett was leaving though, the rumour mill has been saying this for months now, but it’s absolutely sad how someone so talented never got the opportunities he deserved, especially after making the Nexus stable one of the hottest angles in the PG era of WWE. Speaking of people not getting opportunities…

Damien Sandow: Fuck you, WWE. Fuck you for everything you’ve ever done with this guy. What the fuck did this man do to piss you off? We all deserve to know at this point! You gave him everything you could to make him a joke and he got over. Damien Mizdow should’ve been the dumbest fucking gimmick since Mantaur and Aaron Stevens figured out how to make it work and got white fucking hot with it. And then you did nothing with it. And Big Match John makes another appearance as when Sandow had the Money In The Bank briefcase, he became the first to lose the match after cashing in against, drum roll please…JOHN FUCKING CENA!

So all in all…#FuckYouCena!

Enzo Amore Injury at Payback
Enzo Amore Injury at Payback

Watching the Payback PPV live, I was subjected to a shocking sight with Enzo Amore getting knocked out in the early stages of the Tag Team Title Tournament final against the Vaudevillains. From what we saw, he went to slide under the ropes and missed a step, whacking his head against the middle rope and then the canvas afterwards and you could see his eyes glaze over as he fell out of the ring. It’s been said that he probably got knocked loopy just before being tossed for that under-the-rope spot, causing him to mess it up, regardless it was a frightening sight.

I can still remember Over The Edge when Owen Hart fell to his death (granted, we saw nothing of it), but I still remember how dead the entire crowd was and how shocking it was, how it was so hard to watch afterwards. This was no different with Enzo, I worried we were getting another situation similar to Perro Aguayo Jr and we may have had a serious injury and possibly death on our hands. Thankfully we heard during the PPV he was moving and eventually we learned he just sustained a concussion, the best-case scenario in my mind when all this happened.

Hopefully we’ll still see Enzo on television as a mouthpiece for Big Cass while he recovers. Get well soon, Enzo!